Someone sent me this today a few tips for the guys ! :lol:

 

Subject: Happiness

 

 

> It's not difficult. To make a woman happy..... a man only needs to be:

>

>

> 1. a friend

> 2. a companion

> 3. a lover

> 4. a brother

> 5. a father

> 6. a master

> 7. a chef

> 8. an electrician

> 9. a carpenter

> 10. a plumber

> 11. a mechanic

> 12. a decorator

> 13. a stylist

> 14. a sexologist

> 15. a gynaecologist

> 16. a psychologist

> 17. a pest exterminator

> 18. a psychiatrist

> 19. a healer

> 20. a good listener

> 21. an organiser

> 22. a good father

> 23. very clean

> 24. sympathetic

> 25. athletic

> 26. warm

> 27. attentive

> 28. gallant

> 29. intelligent

> 30. funny

> 31. creative

> 32. tender

> 33. strong

> 34. understanding

> 35. tolerant

> 36. prudent

> 37. ambitious

> 38. capable

> 39. courageous

> 40. determined

> 41. true

> 42. dependable

> 43. passionate

>

> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

>

> 44. give her compliments regularly

> 45. love shopping

> 46. be honest

> 47. be very rich

> 48. not stress her out

> 49. not look at other girls

>

> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

>

> 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give

> her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of

> space, never worrying about where she goes

>

> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

>

> 53. Never to forget:

> * birthdays

> * anniversaries

> * arrangements she makes

>

> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

>

> 1. Shag him

> 2. Leave him in peace

>

how to make a man happy

puah not complicated

all the things in a man are ruled by his penis :dozey:

And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat. :rolleyes:

I am sure I can do all of those, however it remains un discoverd. ! :o

:wink3:

And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat

:lol:

^ that's essential if not you're in trouble :lol:

hahahaah how true.

funny thread :cool:

hahaha...thats good...

and so true!! hehe :P

See, it's not difficult to make us happy... :D

speak for you :rolleyes:

:P

I know you just need a swimmer... :P

now i need a phone :dozey:

hahaha..that's funny. :lol:

53 things. i mean, that's not a lot to ask for, really.. :sneaky: ;)

And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat

:lol:

 

^ that's essential if not you're in trouble :lol:

 

:rolleyes:

Someone sent me this today a few tips for the guys ! :lol:

 

Subject: Happiness

 

 

> It's not difficult. To make a woman happy..... a man only needs to be:

>

>

> 1. a friend

> 2. a companion

> 3. a lover

> 4. a brother

> 5. a father

> 6. a master

> 7. a chef

> 8. an electrician

> 9. a carpenter

> 10. a plumber

> 11. a mechanic

> 12. a decorator

> 13. a stylist

> 14. a sexologist

> 15. a gynaecologist

> 16. a psychologist

> 17. a pest exterminator

> 18. a psychiatrist

> 19. a healer

> 20. a good listener

> 21. an organiser

> 22. a good father

> 23. very clean

> 24. sympathetic

> 25. athletic

> 26. warm

> 27. attentive

> 28. gallant

> 29. intelligent

> 30. funny

> 31. creative

> 32. tender

> 33. strong

> 34. understanding

> 35. tolerant

> 36. prudent

> 37. ambitious

> 38. capable

> 39. courageous

> 40. determined

> 41. true

> 42. dependable

> 43. passionate

>

> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

>

> 44. give her compliments regularly

> 45. love shopping

> 46. be honest

> 47. be very rich

> 48. not stress her out

> 49. not look at other girls

>

> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

>

> 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give

> her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of

> space, never worrying about where she goes

>

> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

>

> 53. Never to forget:

> * birthdays

> * anniversaries

> * arrangements she makes

>

> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

>

> 1. Shag him

> 2. Leave him in peace

>

 

Chris Rock said "Everytime you wake go look at yourself in the mirror and say "Fuck you! Fuck your dreams! Fuck your goals! Fuck everything about you! Now let's try to make this bitch happy!" :lol: "If you are in a relationship, both of you gotta be in the same page and in the same focus and the focus is ALWAYS ABOUT HER!" :lol: "And guys you can never win in argument, 'cause you can't hit woman! All she is thinking is "I wonder how long I can get this f-ker to snap" and she is banging the door and you are going "ohhh shit! I gotta get out of here 'cause you hear the sirines getting closer!" lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was so funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Also I remember he also said this "Woman could rule the world today, no honestly they could, but the truth is that WOMAN HATE WOMAN.. If a guy brings his buddy along with his girlfriend when she leaves the buddy thinks "ohh I gotta get me a girl like that" They know there are more out in the sea...and if a girl brings her girl friend along with her boyfriend...when the girlfriend and boyfriend leaves the girl friend thinks "ohh I gotta get me that f-ker even if I gotta choke that bitch's throat!" :lol: I thought that was so hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The one i heard...

 

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming too high" :)

That's not the way to my heart. :rolleyes:

:lol:

:angry:

damn me for being too lazy to read

well I thought it was funny! :lol: :P