bart Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Someone sent me this today a few tips for the guys ! :lol: Subject: Happiness > It's not difficult. To make a woman happy..... a man only needs to be: > > > 1. a friend > 2. a companion > 3. a lover > 4. a brother > 5. a father > 6. a master > 7. a chef > 8. an electrician > 9. a carpenter > 10. a plumber > 11. a mechanic > 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist > 14. a sexologist > 15. a gynaecologist > 16. a psychologist > 17. a pest exterminator > 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer > 20. a good listener > 21. an organiser > 22. a good father > 23. very clean > 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic > 26. warm > 27. attentive > 28. gallant > 29. intelligent > 30. funny > 31. creative > 32. tender > 33. strong > 34. understanding > 35. tolerant > 36. prudent > 37. ambitious > 38. capable > 39. courageous > 40. determined > 41. true > 42. dependable > 43. passionate > > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: > > 44. give her compliments regularly > 45. love shopping > 46. be honest > 47. be very rich > 48. not stress her out > 49. not look at other girls > > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: > > 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give > her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of > space, never worrying about where she goes > > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: > > 53. Never to forget: > * birthdays > * anniversaries > * arrangements she makes > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : > > 1. Shag him > 2. Leave him in peace > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 how to make a man happy puah not complicated all the things in a man are ruled by his penis :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted April 28, 2004 Author Share Posted April 28, 2004 I am sure I can do all of those, however it remains un discoverd. ! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blangy Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 ^ that's essential if not you're in trouble :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 hahahaah how true. funny thread :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 hahaha...thats good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 and so true!! hehe :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 See, it's not difficult to make us happy... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 speak for you :rolleyes: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 I know you just need a swimmer... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 now i need a phone :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 hahaha..that's funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleil Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 53 things. i mean, that's not a lot to ask for, really.. :sneaky: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 And don't forget, telling her she doesn't look fat :lol: ^ that's essential if not you're in trouble :lol: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Someone sent me this today a few tips for the guys ! :lol: Subject: Happiness > It's not difficult. To make a woman happy..... a man only needs to be: > > > 1. a friend > 2. a companion > 3. a lover > 4. a brother > 5. a father > 6. a master > 7. a chef > 8. an electrician > 9. a carpenter > 10. a plumber > 11. a mechanic > 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist > 14. a sexologist > 15. a gynaecologist > 16. a psychologist > 17. a pest exterminator > 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer > 20. a good listener > 21. an organiser > 22. a good father > 23. very clean > 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic > 26. warm > 27. attentive > 28. gallant > 29. intelligent > 30. funny > 31. creative > 32. tender > 33. strong > 34. understanding > 35. tolerant > 36. prudent > 37. ambitious > 38. capable > 39. courageous > 40. determined > 41. true > 42. dependable > 43. passionate > > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: > > 44. give her compliments regularly > 45. love shopping > 46. be honest > 47. be very rich > 48. not stress her out > 49. not look at other girls > > AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: > > 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give > her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of > space, never worrying about where she goes > > IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: > > 53. Never to forget: > * birthdays > * anniversaries > * arrangements she makes > > HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : > > 1. Shag him > 2. Leave him in peace > Chris Rock said "Everytime you wake go look at yourself in the mirror and say "Fuck you! Fuck your dreams! Fuck your goals! Fuck everything about you! Now let's try to make this bitch happy!" :lol: "If you are in a relationship, both of you gotta be in the same page and in the same focus and the focus is ALWAYS ABOUT HER!" :lol: "And guys you can never win in argument, 'cause you can't hit woman! All she is thinking is "I wonder how long I can get this f-ker to snap" and she is banging the door and you are going "ohhh shit! I gotta get out of here 'cause you hear the sirines getting closer!" lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was so funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: Also I remember he also said this "Woman could rule the world today, no honestly they could, but the truth is that WOMAN HATE WOMAN.. If a guy brings his buddy along with his girlfriend when she leaves the buddy thinks "ohh I gotta get me a girl like that" They know there are more out in the sea...and if a girl brings her girl friend along with her boyfriend...when the girlfriend and boyfriend leaves the girl friend thinks "ohh I gotta get me that f-ker even if I gotta choke that bitch's throat!" :lol: I thought that was so hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogieJ Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The one i heard... "Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming too high" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 That's not the way to my heart. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headbanger_bassist Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 damn me for being too lazy to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 well I thought it was funny! :lol: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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