BEER VS WOMEN

 

The fight is hard, girls! :sneaky:

 

 

1. A beer is always wet, women not... point for the beer!

2. The beer is disgusting if it’s hot... point for women!

3. A cold beer satisfies you, women not... point for the beer!

4. If you’re back home smelling to beer, your wife could be angry. If you’re back home smelling to women, your wife will be angry for sure and maybe she leaves you... two-all draw! because it depends of your point of view

5. Ten beers in a night and you can drive back home. Ten women in a night and you don’t need to drive anywhere... point for women!

6. If a policeman smells you a beer could arrest you, if the policeman smells women will invite you a beer... point for women!

7. The older a beer is, the best it is... point for the beer!

8. Lots of beers could make you see UFOs, lots of women could make you see God... point for women!

9. If you ask yourself how next woman will be you’re normal. If you ask yourself how next beer will be you’re an alcoholic... point for women!

10. Pulling a beer’s label off is funny, pulling a woman’s underwear is funnier!... point for women!

11. You have to pay taxes for get a beer... point for women!

12. If you drink another beer, the first ones doesn’t get mad... point for the beer!

13. You’re totally sure that you are the first of ‘take the lid off’ a beer... point for the beer!

14. If you shake a beer, after a while it will calm by itself... point for the beer!

15. Black, clear... anytime you can choose the beer you want... point for the beer!

16. You know exactly how much it will cost you a beer... point for the beer!

17. Beer doesn’t have mummy... point for the beer!

18. You can do it if you want, but a beer won’t ask you to hug it for half an hour after take it... point for the beer!

 

 

SCORE: beer wins women (10 to 7)

 

 

If you’re a woman and at this moment you’re angry think that beer wouldn’t get mad for this battle... Another point for the beer!

 

 

FINAL SCORE: 11 to 7

 

 

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....no way......I hate beer!!!!! :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyway is funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Go Beer! :cool:

:lol: :lol: :lol: ....no way......I hate beer!!!!! :angry:

 

 

 

Me too... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeecs!!

Whoever wrote that needs to work on their grammar. :confused:

Sorry... I made the translation, my mate sent me in spanish... :( :(

 

*runs to get a grammar book*

I hate beer

Sorry... I made the translation' date=' my mate sent me in spanish... :([/quote']

 

That would explain it. :P

 

Sorry. :embarrased:

Sorry... I made the translation' date=' my mate sent me in spanish... :([/quote']

 

That would explain it. :P

 

Sorry. :embarrased:

 

 

Don't worry, it's ok, Tom... :smug:

 

It was so horrible? I need to improve my english then!

Practice makes perfect! :D

I agree! ;) :P

14. If you shake a beer, after a while it will calm by itself... point for the beer!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

but i still don't like beer. :(

People certainly don't drink it for the taste, that's for sure. :P

I like the number 6 ;)

:lol:

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My maths teacher told us something about litres & Co. and then he said: Future-housewomen have to know that! ARRGH :angry: Lame joke :dozey:

Beer tastes like shit, and even smells worse.

i prefer a good red wine and a fineeee lady :charming:

ahem.....someone is call me?....... :D :P

:uhoh2: whooo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P :lol:

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:dozey:

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