June 25, 200421 yr There has to be some fans out there...this show is hysterical. Peter and Lois Griffin, stewie...its just classic.
June 25, 200421 yr *raises hand* I'm a fan. "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because it probably runs like you: very homosexually."
June 25, 200421 yr "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because it probably runs like you: very homosexually." HAHAHAHA!! i remember that episode!! Yup, i'm a fan. That show was hilarious.
June 25, 200421 yr Author "holy crip! he's a crapple!!"--Peter *"what did you promise me last night peter?"--lois "that I wouldn't drink at the stag party"--peter "and what did you do?"--lois "drank at the sta...whoa! I almost walked right into that one!"--peter :lol:
June 26, 200421 yr DOCTOR: Well, Rudolph I think we've found out why your nose is red. RUDOLPH: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails? DOCTOR: No it's a tumour. RUDOLPH: Like a magical Christmas tumour? DOCTOR: No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain. RUDOLPH: Oh...... Like a happy special-- DOCTOR: You're going to die! Family Guy is my favourite TV show. So happy it's coming back next year.
June 27, 200421 yr Author haha my fav show too! good stuff. "Oh you all can kiss the fattest part of my ass!"--Peter :lol:
June 27, 200421 yr DOCTOR: Well, Rudolph I think we've found out why your nose is red. RUDOLPH: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails? DOCTOR: No it's a tumour. RUDOLPH: Like a magical Christmas tumour? DOCTOR: No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain. RUDOLPH: Oh...... Like a happy special-- DOCTOR: You're going to die! Family Guy is my favourite TV show. So happy it's coming back next year. :lol: :lol: :lol: rofl It's coming back?! :stunned: :stunned: :P
June 27, 200421 yr Yer but it prob wont be shown here till 2006 :rolleyes: Classic show by the way :P
June 27, 200421 yr IRONBOX: Mr Griffin, I'm Gloria Ironbox from the Women's Rights Institute. I represent your one of your co-workers, Sarah. PETER: Sarah... Sarah... oh, is she the one we videotaped taking a dump?
June 27, 200421 yr *Peter in a job interview* Employer: "So where do you see yourself in five years?" Peter (thinking to self while looking at picture of employer's wife and kid on his desk): "Don't say 'doing your wife.' Don't say 'doing your wife.' Don't say 'doing your wife.'" Peter (out loud): "Doing your... son?"
June 28, 200421 yr i hope when it comes back its actually still funny. funniest bit ever, hands down - the scene with bert and earnie. i'd quote it but i don't remember the exact dialouge and well i'm too lazy to go find it.
June 28, 200421 yr funniest bit ever' date=' hands down - the scene with bert and earnie. i'd quote it but i don't remember the exact dialouge and well i'm too lazy to go find it.[/quote'] (phone rings) BERT: Yeah? *sighs* Son of a bitch, I'm on my way! (puts phone down) Some poor bastard got his head blown off last night down at a place called 'Hoopers'. ERNIE: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert. BERT: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED! ERNIE: Bert, you're shouting again Bert. :cool:
June 29, 200421 yr funniest bit ever' date=' hands down - the scene with bert and earnie. i'd quote it but i don't remember the exact dialouge and well i'm too lazy to go find it.[/quote'] (phone rings) BERT: Yeah? *sighs* Son of a bitch, I'm on my way! (puts phone down) Some poor bastard got his head blown off last night down at a place called 'Hoopers'. ERNIE: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert. BERT: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED! ERNIE: Bert, you're shouting again Bert. :cool: lol. stank you very much. ahhh, that scene is classic. that and the kool-aid man crashing the courthouse!
June 30, 200421 yr Author I looooooove that line...I was dying laughing. I'm always laughing my ass off watching this show... :lol: I just love it. Like, where do they come up with this? Its so damn funny!!!
June 30, 200421 yr SCOUT LEADER: Your son has three days to earn a badge. PETER: Three days? That's tomorrow! DOCTOR: The lump in your chest was just a fatty core pusle. PETER: Fatty core pusle? Wait a minute, how can a dead comedian from the silent movie era be lodged in my chest? DOCTOR: Mr Griffin I'm saying you're fine. PETER: I'm fine? What are you coming on to me now? LOIS: Peter he's not coming on to you, he's telling you that you're healthy! DOCTOR: Can't it be both?
July 1, 200421 yr Family guy rules, isnt on as much as id like in UK, sometimes on Sky one, but i always miss it....the episode with Death and playing a round of golf on his wedding anniversary cracked me up....and when they go to a British pub and assume its a gay bar rofl :)
March 29, 200521 yr I can't believe this was all the back there... :stunned: how great is Family Guy, eh ehhh! I happen to stumble upon an episode tonight.. and it felt good to just laugh..:laugh3: after a really crappy weekend.. *appreciates*
March 29, 200521 yr Family Guy is my favorite show as well. I watch it about twice a night. I also have the DVD's. My favorite characters would be in this order. Peter, Stewie, Brian, Chris, Great Great show
March 29, 200521 yr I'm saddened. I missed my opportunity to watch it last night. I went to bed early :cry: at least it's on tonight :cool:
March 29, 200521 yr I'm saddened. I missed my opportunity to watch it last night. I went to bed early :cry: at least it's on tonight :cool: I caught it on TBS!! :stunned:
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