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"holy crip! he's a crapple!!"--Peter

*"what did you promise me last night peter?"--lois

"that I wouldn't drink at the stag party"--peter

"and what did you do?"--lois

"drank at the sta...whoa! I almost walked right into that one!"--peter

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DOCTOR: Well, Rudolph I think we've found out why your nose is red.

RUDOLPH: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?

DOCTOR: No it's a tumour.

RUDOLPH: Like a magical Christmas tumour?

DOCTOR: No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

RUDOLPH: Oh...... Like a happy special--

DOCTOR: You're going to die!

 

Family Guy is my favourite TV show. So happy it's coming back next year.

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DOCTOR: Well, Rudolph I think we've found out why your nose is red.

RUDOLPH: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?

DOCTOR: No it's a tumour.

RUDOLPH: Like a magical Christmas tumour?

DOCTOR: No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

RUDOLPH: Oh...... Like a happy special--

DOCTOR: You're going to die!

 

Family Guy is my favourite TV show. So happy it's coming back next year.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: rofl

It's coming back?! :stunned: :stunned: :P

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*Peter in a job interview*

 

Employer: "So where do you see yourself in five years?"

Peter (thinking to self while looking at picture of employer's wife and kid on his desk): "Don't say 'doing your wife.' Don't say 'doing your wife.' Don't say 'doing your wife.'"

Peter (out loud): "Doing your... son?"

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funniest bit ever' date=' hands down - the scene with bert and earnie. i'd quote it but i don't remember the exact dialouge and well i'm too lazy to go find it.[/quote']

 

(phone rings)

BERT: Yeah? *sighs* Son of a bitch, I'm on my way! (puts phone down) Some poor bastard got his head blown off last night down at a place called 'Hoopers'.

ERNIE: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert.

BERT: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED!

ERNIE: Bert, you're shouting again Bert.

 

:cool:

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funniest bit ever' date=' hands down - the scene with bert and earnie. i'd quote it but i don't remember the exact dialouge and well i'm too lazy to go find it.[/quote']

 

(phone rings)

BERT: Yeah? *sighs* Son of a bitch, I'm on my way! (puts phone down) Some poor bastard got his head blown off last night down at a place called 'Hoopers'.

ERNIE: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert.

BERT: Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED!

ERNIE: Bert, you're shouting again Bert.

 

:cool:

 

lol. stank you very much. ahhh, that scene is classic.

 

that and the kool-aid man crashing the courthouse!

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SCOUT LEADER: Your son has three days to earn a badge.

PETER: Three days? That's tomorrow!

 

DOCTOR: The lump in your chest was just a fatty core pusle.

PETER: Fatty core pusle? Wait a minute, how can a dead comedian from the silent movie era be lodged in my chest?

DOCTOR: Mr Griffin I'm saying you're fine.

PETER: I'm fine? What are you coming on to me now?

LOIS: Peter he's not coming on to you, he's telling you that you're healthy!

DOCTOR: Can't it be both?

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Family guy rules, isnt on as much as id like in UK, sometimes on Sky one, but i always miss it....the episode with Death and playing a round of golf on his wedding anniversary cracked me up....and when they go to a British pub and assume its a gay bar rofl :)

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