Saffire

Ouch! That sounds like it really hurts...

I totally agree. You're seeing too much optimism all at once. The pressure on the downside was tangible the last three trading sessions. I think buyers are in denial. They want to get this thing over with too soon, and have faith in Obama & Friends.

Teu thow zan. And five! Posts.

Toofousand.

I yam.

The old one was awesome. I remember seeing it for the first time in 4th grade. Tim Burton needs to quit remaking movies.

The Happenis Club. I mean happiness.

*inhale* Two thousand.

Oh I see, sorry! I've been keeping a close eye on the price per barrel of petroleum jelly and I've decided we're due for a massive short squeeze soon. So Vaseline could be the next recommended product for the Happy Hands Club!

Yeah it's freakish. And yet somehow we still consider ourselves "civilized".

I'd love to see your top ten list "if I were gay" list, though! I'll post my top ten "if I were straight" list in the hot girls topic sometime.

Anyway, I think if we keep these discussions going in a calm and collected manner, we can petition to get our own subforum. I'm thinking we can call it "Handy tips" or something like that.

Chris, this is a serious subject. If you can't hold your composure, leave the room.

KY is overpriced, just go for something that's water-based and thin. Unscented Jergens hand lotion works fine.

Clive Owen is ok, he's a bit older than I usually go for, though. But I agree, his mug is an acquired taste.

Briggins, I agree. I think the environmental causes that get the most sympathy from me are the ones having to do with deforestation. Particularly in the rainforests, because of the undiscovered species... it's foolish to waste a resource like this on paper or whatever when future generations might be able to discover cures for diseases there.

Chuck, check out that recent episode of South Park about the economy. You'll get a kick out of how this guy pronounces the name of his employer ;) http://www.southparkstudios.com/ Click on "Full Episodes" and then click on Margaritaville.

I love really old computer equipment, it's so retro. Anyway I'm doing good, looking to apply for a job at a few more places on Monday, including the Royal Bank of Canada. That sounds so prestigious. I feel pompous for telling people that. ;)

Geez, Kelsey, you can't get over that can you?! If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were daydreaming about that in your spare time. ;)

Hey Chris, what's up wichoo lately? :)

I was running my particle accelerator. You wouldn't believe how much the electricity for that thing costs. But I managed to spot a few higgs bosons, and after that I used it to boil this lake next to my property. The fish all floated to the top before it even started bubbling, and they were thrashing about in agony. Pretty cool.

Wait wait, don't tell me... Whorism, an economic system that promotes an imbalance of trade that results in the government hoarding surplus gold. This often causes inflation, like in 18th century France. Or was that mercantilism?

Saffire: quality postings since 2005.

That's not really being a whore, is it? It's more like "friends with benefits". I guess.

Get AIM and then we'll talk. Until then, you'll get the cold shoulder!