Professor Peedston

1. you'd most like to meet - uh.... boring generic answer: everybody 2. you'd most like to shag - ian 3. you'd most like to kick in the face - unborn chikken voices (but he got banned anyway) 4. you think is overrated - :shrug: 5. you think is underrated - :shrug: 6. most likely to go to jail - :shrug: 7. most likely to become famous - :shrug: 8. most likely to have been bullied - reilly 9. with the best style (any kind of style) - kyle (egghead) the king of smilies 10. with the overall best personality - i'll say laura and amanda because they're the ones who laugh the most at my pathetic jokes :roll:

Zap: "and the dominoes fall like a house of cards.. checkmate!"

somebody told me i always end my sentences with propositions from. i should work on that with. ah god that was stupid. who actually got that? :roll:

amanda: "the amanda has progressed far beyond your mere 1,000 posts. she laughs at your pitiful accomplishment."

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AAAAHA!! the red wings being handed their own asses was my favorite playoff moment from this year. :P (not that it matters because every flyers fan's worst enemy won the cup anyway :roll: )

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ah, good, somebody has established that it's an aerosmith song from 30 years ago. i was getting worried when i started seeing paul mccartney's name being thrown in there. :shock:

all i could think of was "Don't Tell Me" by Madonna, but now that you mention it, i did kind of like that "i feel so" song... and as big of a fan of r.a.t.m. and soundgarden as i am, i've got to say that audioslave really sucks balls, but "cochise" still rocks. all right that's all i got. oh, "champagne supernova" by oasis.

i remember the worst pain when i played hockey wasn't from the boards themselves but from getting squashed into the little wooden shelf that kind of sticks out halfway up where the glass meets the wood. anyway...

is that $13.99 canadian? if so, you got it REALLY cheap. :shock:

i hate having too much free time because if i have nothing to do i start thinking and that's when i get really depressed. so i need to keep myself busy. unfortunately i just got done with school this year and i haven't found myself a job back here yet so i have lots of free time and no way to fill it...

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read the rest of the thread, people, it becomes pretty obvious that it was a joke. ;) (a not funny joke, but still a joke)

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:( :( :( :( :( :( nobody wants to do these ones, they're too depressing. :(

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a couple from another of my favorite movies, forrest gump (god bless imdb.com): Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here? Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs. Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. [Forrest has finished assembling his rifle] Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT! Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump? Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant? Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump! Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest. Forrest Gump: Like me. Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy. Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too? Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest. Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? Forrest Gump: I see them in my Home Economics class all the time. [Describing Vietnam] Forrest Gump: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named 'Charlie.'

another passage from "2001: A Space Odyssey" for good measure (since it's my favorite movie and all): [HAL's shutdown] HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me. HAL: It's called "Daisy." [sings while slowing down] HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

i feel like i've just entered the record store in "high fidelity." anyway..... hmm... this is kind of hard. in no particular order: Sigur Ros - track 8 (pop song) from ( ) Radiohead - The Tourist from Ok Computer Pink Floyd - Echoes from Meddle Sunny Day Real Estate - Rodeo Jones from Sunny Day Real Estate The Beatles - A Day in the Life from Sgt. Pepper's Lonelyhearts Club Band

haha that's awesome. i can't even imagine how insane those guys must be to stick with that for six years! :shock:

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