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i liked the muppets pic, 4 arms for extra spammage :)

hahah @ your name :P

Cry more when harry start poaching the pompey players :) Yakuba :D my boss is a season ticket holder at Fratton Park, much glee in taking the piss the last few weeks :D

you made Kyle mad now...say yes to make him happy again..bad Mimi :P

Liverpool 3 - 1 Olympiakos RAHHHH Champions League 2nd phase here we come!!!!!

Did have the benefit of clay though...and the fact that not all the US's top players take part in the Davis cup...which is sad in some ways. but congratulations none the less.

i agree with Kyle too, pls go back to the old scheme

eww peanut butter..*gags*

double post, delete pls

lol when ppl ask me how im going..if im not good...ill tell em why :) like today (read my tax man thread) lol

yeah :) show us them too

is that like "have a nice day" or "cya later" when said to complete strangers?

So I get back from germany, and there's a letter from the Inland Revenue *DUM DUM DUM*...so I open it, and read it, and it says my tax rate has changed to BR (whatever that is) and I'm now taxed at a basic rate of 22% as opposed to the 15% i was on already. I think, "hmm ok, I'm tired I'll look later", so stick it away and forget about it. Payslip comes this week, and they've taken a huge chunk...."wtf?!?!" I think...so I get the letter out again, and I read it properly. My new code has been allocated as I currently have more than 1 source of income! Really? i do? Am I schitzo? So I phone them up...wooo their systems are down today and so they can't help right now, but the lady says it's either a pension that has kicked in (im 27) or a job has been recorded in the last tax year. Fact is I've been with the same company since may 2003 well before this current tax year. So at this point I'm totally flumuxed...I phone up Dad...cos parents know more than me about tax, well they've been paying it longer than me :) Dad hasn't a clue...so I read him the letter I got...then it catches my eye...the National Insurance number (Social Security for US ppl) they have me quoted for isn't actually my number. So I have someone elses tax code...grrrr. The code they have me down for is identical except the last digit...mine ends in D the one they have me down as ends in A. Bah stupid computers...so I'm paying all this extra tax..and have been for 2 weeks previous too (was in germany missed looking at payslips) all because they've typed my number in wrong. So I guess monday I phone them up and ask for my money back and for them to sort this out...fuckwits. *grumble*

she licks manure?? ewwww

see she makes cookies the week after i leave...*grumble* ooo post 3000 :)

5 - Shout random numbers while someone is counting 3 - For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". those seem safe enough

i could tell you, but then id have to kill you :)

we have an intercom security door..one day i was really pissed off with it, so i started answering it like i was John Cleese in the Holy Grail.... "Allo, who ees eet?"

i wanna go hide my work colleagues chair in the lift :)

7 - Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 5 - Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 14 - Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc - during a very important conference call. OK done those ones so far :)

the U.K. No.1 on the 28th September 1977 was... Way Down by Elvis Presley .. kick ass it was the king!!! the U.S. No.1 on the 28th September 1977 was... The Best of My Love by The Emotions ... ooo i think i know that one.

Killers - hot Fuss, didnt know much about them, then saw them on TV at Glastonbury...and now i got the album and it rawks

I love Man in the Mirror na na naaa na na naaaa na na na na na,

heh Albie looks fabulous

yup we won :) now we can point at Hicksy and laugh (he likes Spurs)...got watford in the semis...only worry is that Mellor left the pitch with a slight thigh strain after 52 minutes...but no news on any websites about the seriousness of it.