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eeeeeEEEEWWW no that would no they couldn't no that no nO

Well, it's common in Germany to stand during gigs (the entire floor is usually a standing area) so I can somewhat relate :awesome: Difference is, I'm tall :| The most obvious solution to your problem is, come as EARLY AS POSSIBLE. If you're early your chances of standing front row are pretty high. Just run like hell once the gates are open and push your way through! If you happen to stand somewhere in the back consider this: the tall people around you would be still able to see if you were standing in front of them. So if you really have trouble seeing anything just ask them politely if you could switch places with them. Or be an ass and just creep around them if possible :charming: An other option is wearing high shoes. But that could be a problem if you're trying to jump/dance with them. But this way you're at least a little bit taller. There isn't much else you can do I fear :/

I thought the same :nod:

Good choice Mr Martin, that means freedom :charming: Do whatever the fuck you like, seriously. Marriage is old fashioned anyway ugh. *prepares for flying turds, rotten vegetables and dead kittens*

we no bullies u we talk in our own special wayz :wacky:

And there's a sex and a porn thread somewhere in here as well :>

Fucking heavenly °___°

Wow I don't even know enough English vocables to understand everything, but after translating everything I have to agree, this is REALLY well written :surprised:

I love how there's a typo in the tread title

+1

thank you very much for the translation!

I can't wait for some gif sets of this, it will make really good LOLdplay material :charming:

"'bloody Americans"

I love how awkwardly Guy, Jonny and Will are looking around :lol:

"KTHXBYE <3333"

At first I thought "well I mean, it's not that rude to send out happy christmas wishes" and then I imagined Roadie's and crew member's devices exploding of all the spam mails "LOL HAPPEHEHE XMAS I KNU WHERE U LIEV" so uh, yeah, let's not mutate into overly attached Coldplayers :uhoh:

:pimp2:

Let's just say Chris' syringe is a little bit old fashioned

^Shows how freaking pervy this place is not that I mind though :charming:

lol

Okay so I wasn't the only one seeing something else in that syringe :lol:

My lord I can't handle all these love songs, I CAN'T

Why thank YOU, I love them, too :awesome::batman: