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Batman

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  1. LMAO first time Jonny feels like an actual celebrity haha :laugh3:
  2. I wanna touch that fuzz on top of Will's head :]
  3. whats with the random video spamming man
  4. fuck alright now I have to try this myself, this picture is just too good to not capture! Chris: "I drink approximately 7 liters of water a day" Guy: *puts on moisturizer* Will: "He's basically a palm tree" Guy: *applies tanning cream* Chris: "Shut up Mister Sweaty McStink, you transpire like you're an actual rain forest, look at all these towels" Guy: *sprays on herbal oils* Will: "At least I clean up after myself and don't sprinkle my body fluids all over the fans like you do" Guy: *styles hair with conditioner* Jonny: "Wow you guys, can we like, not bitch fight for at least one hour today?" Guy: *works lotion into hands* Chris: "What do you need that hat for anyway, you're already wearing one" Guy: "He just put that hat down there to cover up what's laying underne-" Jonny: "sHUT UP GUY NOBODY ASKED YOU" Will: "lmao now I wanna know *lifts hat* wow... kinky :charming:" Chris: "what is it Wi-" Jonny: "nO STAHP" Guy: "Alright I really don't have time for this..." *continues applying approximately 23 further products onto his body*
  5. i caNT BRETAHE
  6. Damn gay! I mean, damn straight, dAMN STRAIGHT!!
  7. I just choked on my drink! Of course Guy would get all the beatuy products HAHAHA :laugh3:
  8. They are fucking amazing and I wish them the uttermost of fun!
  9. jeez, it's kinda awkward hahah. He's just chilling there, probably still jetlagged, and already has a girl crying on his shirt lmao
  10. If I had ten minutes with Chris I'd bring chocolate cake, a laptop, and some cury wurlys and watch stupid cat videos with him, while talking about random crap like what his favourite flowers are :awesome:
  11. oh crap D: He needs to mingle with us normal people more so his immune system gets stronger :awesome:
  12. ^ tired Chris looks tired
  13. Carol's such a psycho bitch hahaha
  14. Should have gone to bed earlier...
  15. today I got chocolate eggs and this evening I'm gonna eat deer roast with my family omg :drunk:
  16. If you need my help, just come into my flat and stare at me.
  17. Today I dreamed I watched some very strange japanese Coldplay interview and the entire band was dressed like freaking pimps. Will wore yellow snake skin shoes, a white button-down shirt, above that a red plaid vest and over that a dark plaid coat and some fancy blue silk scarf. Guy was completely dressed in some kind of three piece black suit with a blood red tie, Jonny was kinda fuzzy but I think he was wearing something close to Guy but he still had his cap on lol, and Chris just straight down looked like a cyber-hobo with glowing shoes and second hand pants. Over the course of the interview they all suddenly wore Batman vs Superman shirts, and then they started a japanese game where they had big puffy flat breads with faces on them and it was some kind of weird truth or dare variation where you had to take a bite out of this bread every time you said something. And the whole thing took place in their bakery, in which apparently lived 4 cats, and Will talked a lot of artistic things and Chris laughed the entire time and ate those flatbreads, while Jonny just smiled at him and Guy looked as amused as a plant pot. Then they made a joke that was so stupid that I woke up because I didnt get it. aMAZING
  18. We make fun of everything don't mind us HA. I believe one time we all agreed that Jonny had boobs :nod: Good times :awesome:
  19. the interview with Guy and Will I had, remember? :awesome:
  20. fab as fuck, as usual I feel somewhat bad talking shit about him considering I've been sitting next to him for 20 minutes :>
  21. my friend thought Guy's name was "Gay" in the beginning. "So like, the bassist, Gay, he looks nice" the awkwardness was rEAL
  22. No. Have you ever wanted to be a specific animal?
  23. Yes Guy and Will. Have you ever eaten spoiled meat?
  24. I had an Asian dude in my classes once and his name was "He" but not like, the male article, but just like the word "heh" it was very random :surprised:
  25. Guy is such a generic name. Imagine your name was man.

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