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Batman

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  1. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    That's ma jawb :awesome:
  2. That is freaking fantastic
  3. oh man he's so adorably dorky :wacky:
  4. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    Not only that, also the lower part of the guitar in front of Chris's cheek looks like.... well it doesn't look a guitar at first sight :lol::drunk: *edit: OH GOD and just now I saw Jonny's pervy grin, god this is getting worse by second!! :bomb::laugh3:
  5. Wasn't there a little scene in the movie where Chris walked straight towards the camera with his famous shirt on? I could try making a vector grafic out of that if someone got a decent screen capture.
  6. If you're living a life like he does, I believe you tend to age faster, no matter how healthy you live. And goddamn, these b/w clips always make everything seem so freaking emotional :bigcry:
  7. *SIGH* I think my mixtape partner doesn't feel the need to review my tape :dozey: Just like that lazy ass from last year :whip:
  8. From Tumblr: We are the most colourful fans in the world :wacko:
  9. :bomb::bomb: Thank you. Thank you very much :wideeyed:
  10. I read: What's on your Coldplay "Buckin List" ? :shame:
  11. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
  12. Is someone recording this? And is it normal that there are commercial breaks? :uhoh:
  13. Batman replied to Pris's topic in Coldplay
    :wacky:
  14. *snorts* That's one way of seeing it :lol::laugh3:
  15. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    ARE YOU SHITTIN ME, dammit I missed it!
  16. Ha this is fun! Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!" GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car" Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..." GPChris: "At the touch of a button" Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then" GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go" Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it? GPChris: "I don't understand " Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?" GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky" Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?" GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up" Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..." GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me? Trying to get money, rush" Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any" GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you I know you don't listen to me Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!" GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy" Q: "OH REALLY" GPChris: "How long can we suffer? " Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window" GPChris: "It could be worse" Q: "Is that so?" GPChris: "I wanna recharge" Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full." A few minutes later Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here" GPChris: "With the windows all closed" Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them." GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind" Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!" GPChris: "High speed you on" Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you" GPChris: "My heart is yours" Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had." GPChris: "So what?" Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all. Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!" GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down" Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill" GPChris: "On a hilltop" Q: "Alright. Huh? What's that over there?!" GPChris: "A warning sign" Q: "Not that, THAT!" GPChris: "Animals" Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?" GPChris: "Nobody knows" Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?" GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best" Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you" GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak" Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?" GPChris: "I bloom blaum" Q: "What does that mean? GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please" Q: "Really?" GPChris: "Yes" Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T" GPChris: "And I want you to know That you'll always get your way" Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO" GPChris: "Tell me your secrets And ask me your questions" Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!" GPChris: "Son don't ask" Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?" GPChris: "365" Q: "This is ridiculous" GPChris: "Confusion never stops" Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how" GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go" whoops that got out of hand LOL
  17. Woooaahh cool! I'd love to get an item :wacky: Louis, can I say how cool you are? Like, Coldplayingly-tastic cool, because you're so kind to us INSANE fans! :lol:
  18. So, I heard from another fan that he wrote a review somewhere on his facebook? :surprised:
  19. Pictures like those where the loldplayer used crap-tacular spelling, blown up pixellated and RIDICULOUS photos of the boys and cheap-ass horrid Comic Sans make me laugh so hard, oh dear LAWRD!!1 Jawny boy is my favourite, and sassy Will LMAO
  20. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    JESUS CHRIST ON A BICYCLE :freak: Can't they just get married? :dozey:
  21. Apart from Chris wearing a hoody which is one of my many weaknesses, I like the way you can see the muscle strings in his arms :drunk:
  22. Am I the only one that is totally in love with these ambient MX tracks that played in the background of the intermissions/when they boys were talking?
  23. Batman replied to Pris's topic in Coldplay
    :lol:

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