Everything posted by JPB
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Voices in my head
I liked it....and suddenly had an overwhelming desire to pull a girl's hair then gossip behind her back! Guess that makes me your bitch. :D
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The Perv Unit
*PLEASE* Think of everyone who saw that pic and are now near-irreversibly scarred by it!
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I hope you're not expecting me to volunteer. :dozey:
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For Coldplay section's chatterers !
Only the recently zombified would go to one of their concerts :dozey:
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The Perv Unit
Oh. Dear. Jesus. :cry: @ Mel - you can feel free to repost........................................:)
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ARI....Bea!
Oh no, not another girl saying "I'm utterly disappointed in you at the moment." That phrase is haunting me, haunting me:laugh3: It think you make a very valid point about learning a new language. I must search for a recording of Besame Mucho so...sounds interesting. And yes, Sigur Ros lyrics are complete gibberish, or even Gobbeldigook;) @ Bart - no hot water? I'm sorry, I don't follow!
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Voices in my head
If I lick the candy shrine, does that make me your bitch? :thinking:
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For Coldplay section's chatterers !
Haha, point taken. Being alive is definitely a plus;)
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The Perv Unit
So............................anything much happen the last 24 hours? No? :dozey:
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Hey Bookworm!
Well, its not a book, but if you like Sherlock Holmes stories then a very good movie is called Murder By Decree in which he and Watson try to hunt down Jack the Ripper and uncover a complex conspiracy that reaches to the highest levels within British society. Its stars Christopher Plummer and James Mason as Holmes and Watson respectively - these are two of the best British actors ever. I highly recommend it. :)
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The Perv Unit
Wow! And you said it wasn't a great pic?! For shame! Men everywhere thank you hahaha Oi, Stefan, keep those hands where I can see em!!! lol
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The Perv Unit
It makes sense to every guy out there tonight dude ;) Yowza! Now delete it delete it, don't late Stefan see it, make him sweat hahahaha
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^ Not bikinis - topless. That way this site will be #1 on US's most visited haha
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The Perv Unit
He knows it! Btw, Stefan rose from the dead! Nice one, mate. :laugh3:
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Advert for coldplaying.com LIKE PERVS? LIKE PORN? LIKE PUBS? THEN YOU'LL LOVE COLDPLAYING.COM - THE SITE THAT MEETS ALL YOU'RE NEEDS!
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The Perv Unit
Okay, the wait killed Stefan, but I'm still around! Haha
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The Perv Unit
You literally have Stefan on the edge of his pants....seat, I mean seat! Me though, I'm totally chilled....:sneaky:
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Pervs + Porn + Pub fights = coldplaying.com Simple math!
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Who feels weird bringing your girlfriends around your parents?
Case in point: Me. The first Irish Pimp. That'll be the day.:rolleyes:
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The Perv Unit IS Coldplaying.com haha
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The Perv Unit
Best. Day. Ever. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Well, Stefan claims he's honest so that's good enough for me!
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The Perv Unit
PM me and Stefan - we're loyal and honest people (well, me anyway:P)
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The Perv Unit
Nope, I'm actually reading the Kama Sutra though...whoah the illustrations in this thing! Who knew a chick's body could bend like that? My girlfriends have been most reluctant to expand their horizons! I'll put scans up soon, promise! :P
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Well, that makes two of us! What forum is this......
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The Perv Unit
I honest to God didn't. I feel like a damn fool! Ask JD or Briggins though...they're pervs to the hilt plus JD and Mel have..."history" :lol: