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:laugh3::laugh3: "Mom, dad, these are my girlfriends Jasmine and Crystal - we like the number 3 and have decided that threesomes are way better." "That's nice son. What do they do for a living?" I can see it now.:dozey: EDIT: @ ColdplayCold - dude, we get it, you're a guy, straight, likes chicks, is 16 and claims to have calming sex, we're happy for ya but please don't overcompensate with sooooo many threads just to prove you're rampantly hetero!

Yes. He hit you good. ;) Y'know people are gonna come online later and have absolutely no idea what the last page of responses was all about hahaha

Stefan, as your friend of many decades, I command you to! :laugh3::laugh3:

Yes. Quite. Maybe use it as your avatar?:wink3:

*Bump* Though I believe *hump* was what brought on his sleepiness lol Okay, that was just immature. My bad.:embarassed:

Well that's just WRONG! And you meant THE Santa right? He's still real, right? I mean, yes, isn't he? He's a CP fan too, right? He's not just some big fat overweight perv at the local mall, right? *Runs away and cries*

My dad just talks em to death trying to sound "hip" and my mother just endlessly offers her coffee, tea, sweets, magazines....Jesus!! My little sister would eye her suspiciously for a few minutes before dragging her (and thus, me) up to her room to try out make-up and nail varnish. I usually end up as the model and covered in various kinds of shit girls call "expensive make-up". Oh happy days...:rolleyes: @ stephenbass - topless? Really? That'd just be disturbing. (Shivers VIOLENTLY - now you know the stuff of my nightmares tonight!)

*Ahem* Second punch dude, second. The first punch hit that old dude who proceeded to kick my ass until Stefan leapt to the rescue, finally beating off that Old Age Pensioner and his cane. You're a hero! You beat up old people in pubs - are you a Republican? :lol:

Unfortunately no, for two reasons: 1) I didn't think Melanie would take it down lol & 2) It was on first come, first serve basis - and you weren't first. So I say: :P Haha

Not likely. I have the speed of a tortoise, the ears of a fish and the eyes of a bat. Perfect for avoiding ambushes. :smug:

It. Was. Freaking. AWESOME. Ouch dude. Clearly its God pissing all over you for posting away after we had that little "talk" - mwahahaha, I'm well connected. :smug:

Rick, James.....me and Stefan had that fight and, what can I say, we Irish are more experienced than our Dutch brothers at pub brawls mwahahaha. Victory: MINE. :smug:

Why thanks you. :) And I always figured that to fast track your way to heaven was to drive through Newark at night with the car doors unlocked. I believe Death has many friends there. lol

Viva La Vida or ro adiV aL aviV

You remembered my name! *Tears well up in eyes* Mwahaha, JD my man, were we lucky!! I believe this calls for an air high five: on my mark... 1............2...............3.......................4.................HIGH 5!! *Clicks fingers* Now that's ol school. :D

Hahaha we really need a worship smiley these days!! :D

Can we put it inside the pub? :P

Yay, very prestigious college! It and Devon. Cambridge is absolute rubbish:sneaky: Btw there's a muder/mystery movie called "The Oxford Murders" I think that has been released/will be released and was all filmed on location there. But don't worry, its fictional. I hope.:\ Anyway you'll have an awesome time, great place!!:D

@ Ari - yep, I'm a first timer to this thread - and I haven't a word of Spanish/Catalan/Portugeese......but don't be talking bout me behind my back haha @ Oenona - fraid I'm gonna haveta disappoint you with my honesty and say that I'm utterly hopeless at foreign languages! French is fine at the basic basic level but anything beyond that and I'm LOST! as a band we know would say (I'll admit that that was a very poor joke;)) And Latin was all just written and not spoken so that wasn't too bad. Besame mucho? Never hear that song. Who's it by? Oh, but I have picked up some of that odd semi-Icelandic language thing Sigur Ros use in their songs! Does that count? :thinking:

No prob, just hope you find someone soon!

Toronto even HAS ghettos?? EDIT: That now sounds ridiculously dumb, sorry.

About that last part, Andy Gill probably doesn't have anyone to talk to as from what I've heard by those who know him he had his head so far up his ass he could loop round and go back in, ergo his point in rendered invalid. I've actually never gotten a tough time for being a CP fan, 40-Yr Old Virgin wasn't all that big over here and yeah, I do sometimes get "Not as good as Arcade Fire" or whatever but its only in passing.

I reckon everyone can agree with that last sentence!

@ Sticker14 - hey, we've had "comedians" at the helm of this country for years now, and we haven't done toooo badly (but times they are a'changin):dozey: YAY!! STEPHEN COLBERT - CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN! :P

Hey guys relax! CP will be #1 in the US next week, if not this one. And anyway, we all know that the NEW YORK TIMES hates Coldplay. BUT REMEMBER THIS: Not too long ago, a reporter for the NY Times was caught making up stories with absolutely no basis in fact That once proud institution has fallen a loooooooong way. Hell, I'd trust the NY Post over the NY Times any day! (Any day I'm in NYC, of course!) :D Chin up!