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If I were you I'd stake out a plot at a local cemetery dude. :P Unless she too is a massive fan! :D

I made it up myself! :D

I'll hold you to your word - I see your post count. If it goes up, I shan't be happy. :smug:

The handjobs were....adequate.....but you need more practice. I am willing to help you there:sneaky: Forget the old Jamie, this is the real one. :P :laugh3:

Water. SURPRISE! :D

Let's just say that practice makes perfect and I'm much much much better now:P

OH MY GOD. Why isn't your smiley rolling its eyes??? You've broken from the norm man. Oh and to the guy who posted this thread - dude, don't whinge, they're not playing a date on this island until the end of December. You're lucky.

Or how bout not at all? :smug:

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK! ANOTHER ANGRY MOB AFTER ME! Why why why must I always fall for the beautiful ones?

Stefan you've got 400+ posts head start on me! That ain't fair!

You see??? One of the few Spanish words I said I knew I didn't even know how to spell! That's just shameful....:embarassed:

Oh, I was just off my game that night!:P :laugh3:

Hey James congrats dude! Ya beat me....:veryangry: Wanna race for 2000 posts, hmmmm?:wink3:

Aw nuts, I reckon you know way more Irish than I do!! The only Spanish I have is..."Gracias" and "Aye carumba!" but I believe that's from the Warner Bros cartoons I watched when I was a kid lol

No. They're all taken. BY ME!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :smug:

Oh crap she knows she knows!!!

Okay..................................................................................................................do I laugh?

Sweet! And a perfect opportunity to use my body double as it holds the CD - he's currently unemployed:(

And if you could then whistle dixie all our lives would be complete. :)

Oh for the love of:rolleyes: EDIT: Thanks for the MP3 rip Jacob!

No but I'll give you an Appletini - its the gayest straight guys drink! Tastes sooooooo good:)

Crap James, sorry, I was gonna say Scottish and, *shiver, whisper it under your breath* Welsh, but I didn't know that you were online at the mo and I needed support right away!! So, revised statement: Irish Scots English Welshies Best for a roll in the hay - or your money back:laugh3:

^ Well I'm glad you're all okay! How about a pet monkey for the bar? Call him Sacha and he can serve tequila shots and dance for our amusement!

Maybe in Spain but Irish and English males are made of harder stuff! :P Now I need JD to back this claim up...:D

Well I'm very glad it "halps" (its "help" dude;)) you sleep - for a second, before I saw your gender was male, and I thought the avatar was a picture of you (again, thought you were a chick) I was like, "Holy crap, I needta fall asleep with you - after some fun:sneaky:" - then you actually being a dude ruined it for me. So thanks. :P