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JPB

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  1. EDIT: OMG this is actually real. Wow, just glad you weren't yet another innocent bystander to get hurt.
  2. Well, I have to agree with what was said before about music tastes: one minute I'll listen to Sigur Ros then the next its Jay-Z! Or Elbow and then Kanye West or Johnny Cash or System of a Down, whatever, I think all CP fans have wide-ranging tastes in music cos so do the band themselves and it tells in their music, especially on VLVODAAHF. So, to sum up, we're all super-great people!
  3. EEEEE-ouch. I sure hope he gets okay soon. Btw, this is as good as reason as any for us here in Europe to be glad that he'll be right as rain when they start touring here in the autumn. I know it sounds bad but Chris is a trooper and he'll pull through.
  4. JPB replied to thescientist06's topic in The Lounge
    Now hold on, that's going a little tooo far methinks ;)
  5. JPB replied to Ireentje's topic in The Lounge
    Well, I'm afraid I don't match any of your criteria but I'm bumping this back up to the top to see if anyone else can actually help! :)
  6. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    NOT FUNNY??? What am I, a monkey? Meant to dance and make jokes for your amusement?? You're just like every other girl!! :cry: *Runs away and cries til the cows quite literally come home* :P
  7. JPB replied to melanieau's topic in The Lounge
    "Hoe"? Well, screw Turk, I have my own SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE BEAR that'd so kick Turk's ass. Plus he has a girlfriend called...Zarla...who is even bitchier. :P @ Melanie - Wow, you were true to your word! Chris is soooooo gonna notice you when you go to their concerts, especially if you go in a bikini hahaha Jay may have to hit a gym to get ripped, but I already am lol - all those years of back-breaking work helping the less fortunate etc etc - I'm a regular super-man
  8. JPB replied to melanieau's topic in The Lounge
    Yahoo!
  9. JPB replied to rudy_o's topic in The Lounge
    Viva La Vida Or We're Comin' Ta Get Ya It at least rhymes :dozey:
  10. JPB replied to dr_ross's topic in Coldplay Live
    But it DIDN'T get you INTO the BB house dude. The aim is to get INSIDE the BBC studios. Not just stand outside! :D
  11. JPB replied to dr_ross's topic in Coldplay Live
    "Jonny Woss?" Dude, its "Jonahhan Wosss" :P
  12. JPB replied to dr_ross's topic in Coldplay Live
    Yes, that's why they pay him so much money - he answers the phones. :P
  13. JPB replied to uwwedoogie's topic in Coldplay
    On Jimmy Kimmel he didn't sing that deploarable line "my nerves are poles that unfroze" but rather "my love's opposed but unfroze" - that's the dodgy Japanese translation and something clearly got lost there. :)
  14. JPB replied to dr_ross's topic in Coldplay Live
    Don't forget the appletinis! Congrats! :D
  15. 01. Life in Technicolor 02. Cemeteries of London 03. Lost! 04. 42 05. Lovers in Japan 06. X & Y 07. Yes 08. A Message 09. Viva la Vida 10. Violet Hill 11. Strawberry Swing 12. Death and All His Friends 13. 'Til Kingdom Come VLV demolishes X&Y - I usually don't like these things but couldn't resist!:P
  16. Whoah whoah whoah, didn't Canada get a primary for the Democrats last week? For former-presumptive President Hillary Clinton?? :P :D Oh and the rest of the world getting to vote for an American president? What, does this include Hezbollah and Al Queada dudes getting to vote? I like Chris and his music but his politics can be screwed up. Isn't Bob Barr the leader of the Libertarians? I saw that guy on TV, he seems like he's really up his own ass. But America does need more choice than just two rival candidates. Open the field up with other parties. I VOTE FOR JON STEWART and running mate STEPHEN COLBERT. 'Nuff said
  17. Andy Gill is one of those guys who hates and loathes anyone who enjoys any amount of success. I pity him and his clearly feeble existence. My heart actually goes out to him. I wish he could lighten up and actually enjoy life. Man, he must be the guy no one ever invited to parties! "Aw shit, who the fuck invited Andy to this?" - I bet that was the "rallying cry" for whenever he turned up at a college party. Andy Gill needs a hug. And to get laid. Both. At the same time. :dozey:
  18. Yay, sounds great!
  19. JPB replied to melanieau's topic in The Lounge
    Tut tut tut - foursome ONLY work with one guy and three chicks. We ALL know that's how God intended it to be. I volunteer for the post of being that guy cos I love my country and am willing to make the sacrifices necessary. Pick me!:D @Saffire: Two Jamies and a Jay walked into a bar - Melanie was there. Then she said [ NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF KNOWING BETTER THAN TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ]. And then they said, "WOW!!" :)
  20. JPB replied to thescientist06's topic in The Lounge
    I humbly accept my position as greatest rhymemaster in all of history. Thank you. :smug:
  21. I'm sorry, I'm having trouble seeing Duffy as being any kind of icon, lesbian or otherwise. :rolleyes:
  22. Miha, I can't honestly see how that lyric makes any sense!! I'm sticking with "My love's opposed but unfroze" cos that's what he sang on Jimmy Kimmel. :)
  23. JPB replied to footyfan10's topic in Coldplay
    Nah man I'm just jokin with ya! :laugh3:

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