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JPB

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  1. Sorry for the delay James had to cut off a zillion copies of VLVODAAHF for people in the area. Jesus I never knew I was surrounded by this many CP fans!! But I must admit I'm worried abotu what has happened to you now that you're talking about which Sister Act film was better...this requires a serious intervention! I, as your know-it-all doctor/psychologist/guru/sheister must advise a steady diet of CP, Sigur Ros, Arcade Fire and TV on the Radio music until you have returned your serotonin levels to normal. Do not not heed my warning.:smug:
  2. HOLY SHIT COOKED ON A STICK!! The difference a day makes...with Google Earth and a Jamie and Chelsea in the mix...oh man o man...dude, Angelina Jolie? Did YOU GET HER PREGNANT?? AND NOW YOU WON'T LOOK AFTER THE KIDS?? JAMES, I've said it before but it needs saying again, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU!! :P:D
  3. Okay okay I'm here dude, relax...through out yer two-day old haggis, here's some advice.... 1. Through away your clearly possessed shoe 2. Eat the lemon and cook, I repeat *cook* the sausage before you eat it, that'll make the craving go away 3. The nun thing...just wear a...y'know...I'm NOT saying that word in a public forum! If you don't know what I'm talking about I'll PM you:laugh3: 4. Listen to my advice 5. All of the above See? I'm your guru:cool:
  4. What the ^$&£$& happened here in the last 24 hours? I honestly don't have time to read through endless pages can someone please be kind enough to update me I'm twerribly LOST!:(
  5. James James James...I'm gonna haveta take you off the Ribena its doing strange things to ya lad:lol:
  6. "I hate it when he does that!" :laugh3: In walks Cox. Busted!
  7. JPB replied to melanieau's topic in The Lounge
    *Taps foot* you've got two Jamies waiting right now...honestly, this is cruelty!!
  8. JPB replied to Pseudonym's topic in The Lounge
    All the best mate, good luck with everything! And don't worry...VLVODAAHF rocks so June 17th will be an awesome day for ya;)
  9. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    Tut tut Sandy...please get it right...its LOST! in the rain...:D Okay...so I realised I just posted three posts one after the other and I hate spammin so... @ James - here's your Ribena dude ;) @ Sandy, Chavi & Ari - champagne stayed after I hadta go. Ladies, please please just ask the barman! Honestly...*shakes head*...and I said Portugeese cos I was just being nice! Yeesh! :P
  10. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    Currently with the Queen doing something...kinky....we're....oh wow....oh wow....she's....well....wow!.....we're finally talking to one another!! Super freakin cool! What, did ya think something else was going on?:smug:
  11. JPB replied to bart's topic in The Lounge
    You know it James!:D
  12. JPB replied to Black Rose's topic in The Lounge
    Jessica Alba and her identical twin sister. Oh yeah:cool:
  13. *Cringes* Bad bad pun:P But so JD! So you get bonus points:D
  14. I'd be lost without you dude. Wait wait wait... ....I'd be LOST!...every river that I tried to cross (buy a fucking boat ya stingy bastard!!)
  15. *Hick* to you all:P:laugh3: Well we have unleashed Westlife and Boyzone on an unsuspecting world so I guess we deserve sucking at karaoke! :lol:
  16. I read that last threat lol. You can't find my house - its still under rubble from when my science kit went *poof* - or more like *BAM* I do believe the roof is still in orbit though...:cool:
  17. Anyone ssssssqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing around?
  18. JPB replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    Hahahaha when I first read that I was like, "Holy crap, does that say "hump"???" But....no:dozey: This thread slipped way way way way down til you rescued it!
  19. I *AGREE* especially in my country: *Hick* look at ssshhhtttars *hick* look how they shhhhiiinnnee forrrr mmmmmmeeeeeee *hiccup* And that's before he's had any beer!! :dozey:
  20. Well after the above cock-sucking posts and wine debate:laugh3: I'm glad ROL is on the album...definite grower. ASARY I really like...if they had put it on the album, maybe after VH and before Strawberry Swing? Still, I like the album just the way it is. Except where are: 1. Famous Old Painters 2. Rainy Day 3. Poppy Fields 4. Postcards From Far Away 5. Prospekt's March 6. Glass Of Water 7. Leftrightleftrightleft et al I want me more CP tracks NOW! :P
  21. I wholeheartedly disagree. Wait wait wait I agree I agree!! Just enjoying the soulful experience...no point in picking favourites...let the music speak for itself... :cool:
  22. JPB replied to uwwedoogie's topic in Coldplay
    Agh! Cemeteries of London and Reign of Love are the only two (cept CSChant) that I can't figure all the words out. Really bugging me. "Night over London hey?" "Night over London bay?" "Night over London say?" "Night over London they?" CEMETERIES OF LONDON At night they would go walking 'til the breaking of the day The morning is for sleeping Through the dark streets they go searching to see God in their own way Save the nighttime for your weeping Your weeping Singing la la la la la la ehh And the night over London they say So we rode down to the river where the trees sing For the curses to be broken We go underneath the arches where the witches are singing: “There are ghost towns in the ocean The ocean” Singing la la la la la la ehh And the night over London they say God's in the houses and God's in my head And all the cemeteries in London I see God come in my garden but I don’t know what He said For my heart it wasn’t open Not open Singing la la la la la la ehh And the night over London they say Singing la la la la la la ehh There’s no light over London today I think they're many probs with that still...
  23. I hear that! Honestly, you'd swear we were up to no good...:sneaky:
  24. JPB replied to Saffire's topic in Coldplay
    Interesting thread. Very interesting. Music critics, in-the-main, tend to hate almost anything other than Radiohead. They like to take a promising young act, like CP circa 2000, build them up and up and up and up.......then on every album that they do after their first for the rest of their lives tear it down and down and down and down until they're in the same gutter as the critics. It doesn't matter if your music is so good as to make Mozart look like a bad disco version of Britney Spears (both had pigtails, hence comparison), they'll never love you and only resent your success. Those who can't do, critique. Very true. And, let's be honest, who the hell actually listens to critics anymore?
  25. JPB replied to Mimixxx's topic in Coldplay
    Merci beaucoup!

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