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Glossal Fragster

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  1. I was going to leap onboard with all the "Thanks for changing my mind ;)" comments, but that's to common. So instead, here is a poem. Coldplay are great, Please appreciate U2 are old, ooooh they always have a cold So basically, Thanks for changing my brainium's thoughts on chirs ;)
  2. You said you wouldn't judge! That smiley is judging me alot!
  3. Woohoooooo! Bum sex here we come!
  4. Bravo! Great post! Well, it was Mark first (what a mistake that was!), then I think someone said Simon. Nathan? The violent bum sex we talked about was never going to happen.
  5. Hello! This is a little thing stolen from the Adam and Joe radio show, but I thougth it was a great idea so I'm posting it here :D I'll give you an example of pavement panto. Let's say you think someone is waving at you, you then wave back but it turns out they weren't waving at you at all, but the person behind you. You then continue to wave, acting as if you're then waving at someone else behind the original waver, so you dont come across a right plum! Another one, If the chair you're sitting on makes a noise resembling an airbourne toxic event (pump! fart!), you would then move in the chair alot, trying to replicate the noise, so people know that it was the chair and not you letting loose some devil gas. So does that make sense? If so, post things you have done to cover up for actions in public. If not, I'll try explain it a bit more for ya.
  6. My sidekick? Well, who do you think is my sidekick at this moment in time?
  7. Hello! how are people?
  8. Do you discuss how amazing I am?
  9. A. I actually done that rather recently. I was walking along, Minding my own business, when this prick called "Ice", lay on the ground and made me fall over! Luckily, I stopped myself doing a full fall over by outstreching my arms and thinking of scotland. I then leaped up like a panther, walked into college, limping ever so slightly...but changing that limp into some sort of amazingly cool walk. I later noticed I'd ripped my jeans and my leg was bleeding. After that, I was a big jessie and turned into option C a bit.
  10. I have! :D It's a great read! Very, Very, VERRYYYYYYY Funny :D (Hope I didn't build it up to much)
  11. Ahh, I see....I'm really quite tired. Anyone else you'd like to. y'know... *wink wink nudge nudge* (we've already said it so that loses the mystery a bit) ...or does it have to be moi? King of all things bright and beautiful?
  12. *Puts a Nathan voice on* Way to ignore my post...you..erm.. Penis! *Runs off!* (Nothing interesting in it anyway...Just felt like doing this.)
  13. Aw okay cool :D It's to do with the Adam & Joe radio show. :D
  14. Mainly to exchange words from one person to another. For example: I could say "Hello Nathan! How are you?" and you could reply "Why hello James! I am spiffing! How is yourself on this day of dayness?" So, to sum up It's for chattin' 'nd 'dat innit'
  15. :lol: ..but if this was all happening in the north pole, under the ice then you can't really blame him. You can however ask, "Why the fuck you in the north pole,under the ice, when you know that makes your dinkle shrivel up?"
  16. I wish I could say the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" I just CANNOT say it (capitals to emphasise how much I can't say it...) I get up to "antidi-" and it tails of into "antidishum-" Me no speak engleesh!
  17. Whats up with all the negative energy in this thread? The amount of "O"'s in the following word will show how much negative energy their is in here. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! That's more negative energy than in...well, that place with a bit less negative energy. Let's all feel the love by hugging! (and in Nathan's case, violent anal sex. ) Hare Krishna! x
  18. It's like he has a personality of his own!
  19. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQAOUwNNZc8]YouTube - (HD) Flight Of The Conchords - Fashion Is Danger[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M5r6vnGguA]YouTube - (HD) Flight Of The Conchords - Problems With Hair Gel[/ame]
  20. Are you this annoying in person aswell? Do you just jump into everyone and anyone's conversations declaring BEANS ARE COOL! ?
  21. You are about as funny as Johnny Unfunny, who was sent to the royal college of unfunny arts, to learn about unfunny studies and then go on to be voted, chairman of unfunnyness. Bit of blackadder based posting.
  22. *comes back into thread* YES! *runs off again*
  23. Well ya I do know. I was being very silly. I ain't stooooopid
  24. Wow! Did the camera take that photo itself then? freaky camera!
  25. Wooo! Rock on Davey!

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