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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body, touching his barbie," said Guy, who was disturbed. Jonny quickly ran out because he was excited for Elmo, but Chris slept. Will didn't touch anything. Then Johnny took all of Chris' instruments and grabbed some cereal and jocks so Guy opened up the shirt that belonged to me and started to dance weird because hes slightly unstable and should lay down.Fuck all of your songs about a bra, we suck your balls cuz you can't control your very hormonal sexual feelings when you come inside of the messageboard. Which Coldplay thought was really immature. But it didn't really matter. Because Guy licked ice somebody please make that ice cream -- not ice penis or something. >.<

Wow, that argument we just had was epic. Popcorn-worthy, even. :laugh3:

Ahh. haha. I totally get it now. ;)

No, not ALL of them. Some of them are just retarded. :confused: Most of them are somewhat amusing, I guess, but they aren't ALL funny.

Bryce, who IS that? According to Wikipedia, Rolle is "a municipality in the Canton of Vaud in Switzerland." Which I assume Rolle DOESN'T in fact have boobs, because I have yet to meet a municipality that possessed boobs.

Howdy. I have never heard that song. *goes and googles*

Violet, you're insane.

Honestly, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. James said the tears were salty, then Will said "Sweet" so I made the obvious connection and asked him why he had said "Sweet" if they were on the subject of salty things. :thinking: Sorry if I'm missing something here, Emma.

^:lol: Haha. That one's funny.

I haven't even heard any of those. I feel so... anti-diehard. :disappointed:

I like guys. I think guys are very attractive. But I don't judge somebody based on their lack of penis. :P Actually, you'd be surprised how much people think I'm a guy. It's a little annoying -- not that I act very feminine or anything, but it's annoying all the same. :shifty: Actually, until I looked at your little gender symbol I had assumed you were some weird, androgynous, genderless... thing. So, neener.

Not you, Bryce. As you can see in the post above me, Zeoir thinks I'm not cool due to my lack of penis. Sexist.

Um, no, no it's not. This thread is definitely, most assuredly dead. :shame: Bow your heads in silence for the passing of yet another little spark of life, The Thread Where Anyone Can Talk About Anything. May it find a happier place one day. God, I'm bored. Anybody want to chatter with me and fill in my time?

Yes. And seen the movie. I liked the book, but when I read it I was like, ten. Now I think it's okayish. :shrug:

You should talk about whatever comes out of your mouth for fifteen minutes. That's what most people do. Do you want specific questions? hmm... how about discussing your favorite fruit juice or something lame. I don't know?

Yaaayy *excitement**excitement*

Okay, then. I thought you were saying that a change in the suns' hydrogen-burning would solve the energy crisis or something -- I didn't know you were just talking about solar companies. :nice: Sorry, I misread you.

Huh. I still think it's silly to say that global warming on Earth isn't caused mainly by humans -- and I don't think your point about solar power is really very valid. Solar panels currently are ridiculously innefficent and we certainly aren't going to be able to get a huge amount of energy from them just because the Sun's burning more hydrogen.

No... Brigg'd. ZING.

No, I asked what this thread was about like half a page ago. Nobody answered me.

Okay... I have to go now. Bye.

I really like how I'm still sitting in the dark here.

What is this tread? Will somebody explain? Pretty please?

I was kidding! It was a joke! It was a sophisticated reference to my earlier moronity. Didn't you get it?? :cry: Your name is Lauren. I know that. :nice: :hug: Don't have a heart attack.

Kaykay. Tyvm. I am curious also.