I've never seen this thread before. I guess I have to answer all the questions. Right now.
ASSIGNMENT #1
You are told you have to leave immediately for a deserted island for a taping of 'Survivor'. You can only bring five songs by any single artist with you on your MP3 player for entertainment while you are there. What five Coldplay songs would you bring?
1. The Scientist
2. Life in Technicolor II
3. See You Soon
4. Yellow
5. Swallowed in the Sea (tad inappropriate maybe, but that’s just how I roll.)
ASSIGNMENT #2 (for girls and some guys)
There is a picture shortage, and you are only allowed to see pictures of one of the four Coldplay members for the rest of your life. Who do you choose to look at?
Will FTW.
ASSIGNMENT #3
Your friend, who has been living under a rock, has no idea who Coldplay are. You can play exactly ONE SONG to convince your friend how utterly fantastic they are. Which do you choose???
LiTII (latest obsession, as you can tell.)
ASSIGNMENT #4
You have to pick one Coldplay single (like, the CD, including b-sides) to listen to the rest of your life; what do you pick?
Fix You
ASSIGNMENT#5
You must choose 5 Coldplay songs to be destroyed and never listened to again by anyone. What's your 5?
1. Green Eyes
2. Clocks
3. Lost+
4. Chinese Sleep Chant
5. Ode to Deodorant
ASSIGNMENT #6
Be honest. What DON'T you like about Coldplay? ("Nothing" does not count as a valid answer for this one and all "nothing"ers shall be spanked with a hot iron rod)
I don’t like how huge they are. Sometimes I feel like a conformist when I say, “Coldplay is my favourite band.”
ASSIGNMENT #7
You are part of the first manned mission to Mars and will be gone for many years. You can only take one Coldplay-related piece of memorabilia with you (CD, DVD, book, poster, etc.) What do you take?
Ooh, tricky. Parachutes.
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ASSIGNMENT #8
While recording one day, tensions rise and the boys decide to settle their problems the old fashioned way: a free for all cage match. If you were placing bets who would you choose?
Jonny hands down.
ASSIGNMENT #9
You are drinking with Coldplay. Who can you out drink and who will be the last man standing?
I can outdrink Chris (maybe). Will will be the last man standing.
ASSIGNMENT #10
Chris, Jonny, Guy, and Will all simultaneously propose to you at the same time. Which one do you say yes to?
JONNY PLEASE.
ASSIGNMENT #11
Everyone dies someday. If it were up to you, which Coldplay member would you want to die first? (Whether it's tomorrow or 30 years from now)
Guy. I don’t know why. I love Guy, I just.. *runs*
ASSIGNMENT #12
Somebody offers you ten million dollars to never listen to Coldplay again. You are currently dying of poverty. Do you take the money or spit in the mans' face?
Take the money, move to a foreign country, and keep listening to Coldplay. How on earth would he ever know?
ASSIGNMENT #12.1 (AMENDMENT)
You cannot think of another way out of this terrible mess. The offer is tempting. You're facing a very hard time ahead if you don't get the money to pull yourself out of this. Ten million dollars is no small sum, but would you be willing to sacrifice never hearing Coldplay again to get it? What do you choose?
No really. I stick by my original plan. It’ll work well.
ASSIGNMENT #13
If you could only watch one Coldplay music video for the rest of your life (and no others whatsoever), which one would it be?
The Scientist fo’ sho’.
ASSIGNMENT #14
After Wembley, Guy decides he's had enough and quits the band to become a monk. Should Coldplay: A) Disband completely and stop touring/recording; B) Find a new 4th bandmate and carry on touring and recording; or C) Not replace Guy, but continue touring and recording.
b) New bandmate. Change isn’t always a bad thing.
ASSIGNMENT #15
Chris, Guy, Will, and Jonny decide to take some time off of Coldplay and go solo for awhile. You can only buy one of the four albums. Whose do you buy?
Will, no competition. He is one talented man.
ASSIGNMENT #16
After a Coldplay concert, you get into your car and, miracle of miracles!, you see Chris, Guy, Jonny, and Will each get into separate cars right in front of you!! They all go separate directions. Which car would you choose to follow?
I’m not a stalker.
…
But Chris.
ASSIGNMENT #18
What five unplayed songs would you go absolutely crazy for if Coldplay put them into their set?
By ‘unplayed’, do you mean recently, or EVER? I’m going to assume unplayed as of VLV tour.
Swallowed in the Sea
Amsterdam
See You Soon
Til Kingdom Come
Don’t Panic
ASSIGNMENT #19
If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take one Coldplay related thing what would you take and why?
My Coldplay shirt. Because a CD would be useless without any method of playing it. And desert island! No electricity.
:D