Valleyboy

1)talk to the hand 2)cos the face dont want to hear it anymore

Since i have lots of spare time, i spent a few minutes searching for old and new bananafag quotes, and found some really interesting material that i'd love to share with you guys. All the lines you're gunna read were written by bananaman, and i posted the links too, so you can check em with your own eyes. ok, nuff said, time to see how brilliant our lil chap is: QUOTE 1 "I originally came here to make fun of Coldplay, and people like you who hate to see me here just bring me back for more!" QUOTE 2 "If Music is the thing which motivates you most in life, then thats pretty sad. Find something better like love, or in Chris Martin's case, money." THIS IS GOLD: (if you want, you can just skip the other quotes and read this one) QUOTE 3"The titles of Coldplay's songs are all so bland. They just shout "Look at us, we're an interesting band and we have it all together" they just try and look as slick as possible, and this just leaves them frail without emotion. The "Slick" titles of songs such as, "Sparks" "Spies" this is a big one, "Parachutes" is the epitomy of trying to look cool, and on with it, cuz "A Rush of Blood to the Head" is just as common and bad as anything... "Politik" WITH A K, for no reason whatsoever but to look cool, and then theres songs which the title obviously has nothing to do with the song, blatantly written to gain interest and to look marketable, "Clocks" oh boy what an interesting title, "The Scientist" woooah I wonder who Chris wrote that about. Its all bullshit." SEE, THIS IS HOW YOU CAN POST AND NOT MAKE SENSE: QUOTE 4 "It was up to you how personal this argument got, I gave my opinions on Coldplay and you had no right to question my general intelligence from those viewpoints" QUOTE 5 "but if someone started putting Radiohead down for stupid reasons I would probably try and discover more about their opinion to see if they are reasonable or justified opinions before I start calling them ignorant fuckers" QUOTE 6 "What?! I totally agree you fucking moron." WAY FOR YOU TO CONTRADICT YOURSELF: QUOTE 7"Ren claims it doesnt intend to bash anyone, when it took my opinion and start calling me an backside for having it. I didnt bash anyone" QUOTE 8"Think Im going to give up trying to annoy you, it just doesnt please me as I thought it would." AND THIS IS HOW MATURE YOU ARE... NOT: QUOTE 9"As for the childish argument, Riff turned it into a childish argument, he can end it, or not, I dont care much." QUOTE 10"he started it!" :idea2: LINKS: http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?p=44024&highlight=#44024 http://forum.coldplaying.com/viewtopic.php?p=46131&highlight=#46131

haha man, you really should make that thread even though i'm pretty sure that brian already kicked rob's lil ass.

hey, thats great, brian. hey, since they played the end has no end, i'm guessing thats gunna be the next single? that would be awesome.

1- dont post lame threads like this one 2- get a cool avatar. cos yours.. well, it looks like you stole it from amazon.com or something

yea man. remember how richard used to destroy the other members with just a few lines? "score another point for ignorance" ha such a classic. I bet richard could destroy bananafag's lil mind in 2 seconds. Ren's doing a good job replacing richard though, i gotta admit that. holy crap man, stfu. or we'll stop fighting bananaman and start fighting you.

ren is right.

lmao very well said denise.

radiohead - lucky live glastonbury 2003

Your Name: Thomas Band Name: Bad Religion Role: Guitarist Trademark: Hating P2P File Sharing Love Interest: A Porn Star haha

haha man, its not like their gunna join this thread and start arguing for nothing. but yea, anyways, go team ren. :cool:

yea, we noticed that.

just thought i should bump this thread. lets see, my favourite lines right now: blur - parklife strokes - automatic stop radiohead - just

hey, thanks a lot for the tabs man. i finally played all the room on fire tracks yesterday. it was so intense. And since i couldnt find my pick, my fingers are totally screwed now. ha now i'll see if i can learn all the is this it lines. or maybe i'll start working on a radiohead album. but i dunno, radiohead lines are way too complicated.

:stunned: i love you ren. :kiss: You know, I've been talking to you for ages, and that's probably the best thing you ever wrote. you're soo right about the chris thing. even if he's doing the thom dance, who gives a shit? as long as they're making brilliant songs, i couldnt care less. man, i'll keep bumping this thread till all the members read what you wrote, ren.

6 hours and 0 replies. way to go sternly.

smoking is sooo wrong. oh well, it isnt wrong when the strokes do it though.

cos that wasnt a dream, that was a premonition. run, jeff, run as fast as you can.

that was so random... but its soo true. :cool: Hey offtopic but, eric, dude, do you have the you talk way too much, the end has no end and the way it is bass tabs? cos i only need these tabs so i can play all the room on fire songs.

ah, yea its kinda different.. but it really looks like his avatar in a weird way. I'll just try to make a new nappies avatar. but this time it'll be a guy picture, probably. And oh, so you liked it, eh? hey, thanks! :D you know, you can use it if you want, since i'm going to make a new avatar. :) i use a program called "BSplayer" and then i press "P" and the pics appear on the bsplayer folder. its really simple, you should download it. lmao nah.. :idea2: probably we were made to make fun of each other

lmao!! man, i miss the good sexual education classes. like, we were 11 when we learned that here, i think. the best part was when they showed us this crazy video about human reproduction and it was a bout a lil kiddo that had a wet dream, and then he wakes up all wet with his "WTF?!? face" and then they explained that if the man doesnt ejaculate in a few weeks, the body has to get rid of the sperm and thats why we have wet dreams. that was soo scary, i remember the first thing i did when i got home was try to find a way to get rid of my sperm, but i didnt know how. haha

There used to be a pizza hut pretty close to my house, but then they had to move to this big city cos they werent making enough money here. bah. But their pizza was the best, i wish i could eat one right now. hmm.. the peperonni (sp?) one was soo good.

Both are sooo fine, its hard to pick one. overall, i think avril songs are better than britney songs. even though her lyrics are so stupid sometimes. *cough*sk8er boi*cough* But i gotta say that britney's new album is way better than avril's new album. well, at least the singles are. i havent heard all the tracks yet. But yea, I'll pick avril cos shes sooo bangable. lmao!

pretty much all the travis songs cheer me up. especially the invisible band songs. and good feeling too, of course. Happy It starts in the morning When you're lying next to me I'm rolling, I'm rolling I'm rolling so quickly Now I'm not a doctor And I'm not a lawyer I get a prescription and set it on fire Blow me a kiss I'll be happy the rest of my life And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy I'm so happy 'ause you're so happy And I'm so happy 'cause you're so happy Oh - oh - aw And I'm so happy And I really shouldn't like it But I love it When I say I'm not excited You're invited And I think I'm getting older There's this weight across ma shoulders It's a shame we're the same Such a shame I'm to blame all the time But early this evening I wanted to be with you I got on the blower The next thing I know you're speaking Now I'm gonna tell you what I've been thinking And I got a hunch that you're thinking the same thing And with some luck We'll be lying together tonight [Chorus] Oh - oh - ah Oh - oh - ah Oh - oh - ah And I'm so happy

travis - dear diary