Skinned Alive

^ :lol: that was my favourite bit in the first one "Hehehe! Look at all those hamburgers! You can't eat all those hamburgers you stupid fella! Oh, he's gonna do it! He's so rediculous. You hear me, you rediculous man?" The first one was funny, but Stewie alone made the second one better for me. The bit where he did the robot was great. And the bit where he stole that condom for Chris was brilliant. :lol:

I can't sleep with music on. I concentrate on it too much.

my nickname is 'Roy' i honestly have no idea why, though. one of my mates started calling me it one day and it just sort of stuck.

"Hello, we're murderers. Twix, please.' --Eddie Izzard

-- Full Name: Ryan Christopher Snook -- Birtdate: 30th April 1985 -- Birthplace: Stevenage -- Eye Color: Blue & green -- Hair Color: Light brown -- Hair Style: Long and thick -- Height: 5'11" -- Build: Light -- Complexion: Lightly tanned -- Righty or Lefty: Righty -- Zodiac Sign: Taurus -- Your heritage: Mostly English, a little Irish -- Your weakness: Money and love -- Your fears: Dying alone -- Goal you'd like to achieve: Live a full and successful life LAYER THREE: Random Stuff -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use instant messengers. -- Your thoughts first waking up: I want to go back to sleep -- Your best physical feature: My eyes, I think. -- Your bedtime: Around 3am at the moment :confused: -- Your most missed memory: Summer 2003 LAYER FOUR: Favorites -- Movie: Pulp Fiction -- Sport: Pool -- Outdoor Activity: No -- Music: Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles, Oasis, B.R.M.C. -- TV Show: The Simpsons -- Soda: Coca Cola -- Non-soda drink: Orange Juice -- Favorite Fast Food Place: Domino's Pizza -- Pants: Boxers -- Shoes: Dunno -- Hat: Beanies -- Board Game: Scrabble -- Tea: Don't drink it -- Favorite Fruit Flavor: Strawberry -- Favorite Non-Fruit Flavor: Coke -- Smell: Coffee -- Favorite Food: Italian -- Favorite Soup: Tomato -- Cappuccino or coffee: Latte -- How you usually order a pizza: Supreme (ham, pepperoni, mushrooms, red onions, peppers) or something spicy. LAYER FIVE: Dislikes, Most Hated... -- Movie: Charlie's Angels, Gosford Park, The Matrix Reloaded -- Music: Hip-Hop/R&B etc. -- TV Show: Most daytime TV (e.g Loose Women) or crappy American sitcoms (e.g. Joey). -- Food: Sushi -- Drink: Tequila LAYER SIX: Do You... -- Smoke: No. -- Cuss: Yes -- Sing: Yes -- Take a shower everyday: Yes -- Take long showers or short showers: Between 10 and 15 minutes. Is that long? -- like sushi?: No. -- Do you believe in love?: Yes -- Want to go to college: I'm already at university -- Believe in yourself: No -- Get motion sickness: Yes -- Think you're attractive: No, even though I've been told otherwise -- Think you're a health freak: No -- Get along with your parents: Yes -- Like thunderstorms: Oh yeah -- Play an instrument: Electric guitar, and I can sing (or so I've been told) LAYER SEVEN: Have You Ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes -- If so, was it mixed company: Yes -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Of course -- Been caught "doing something": No -- Been called a "tease": No -- Gone skinny dipping: Yes -- Gotten beaten up: Yes -- Been on TV, or in a magazine?: I've probably been on the news a few times - our school was the one that triggered the A-level fiasco three years ago, and BBC news crews were there all the time. And I've had letters published in magazines before, but never a photo. -- Shoplifted: No -- Changed who you were to fit in: No -- Eaten an entire box of oreos: I've never tried them LAYER EIGHT: When was the last time you... -- Drank alcohol: Last night -- Smoked: 2 months ago -- Done a drug: I did some cannabis resin 3 months ago -- Had Sex: Let's just say it's been a while -- Made Out: It's been a while -- Gone on a date: Again, it's been a while -- Gone to the mall?: Today -- Eaten sushi: About four years ago. Spat it straight back out. -- Been on stage: Last July -- Dyed your hair: Never done it -- Stolen anything: About 6 months ago I yoinked a pint glass from my local. LAYER NINE: The Future -- Do You want to get married?: Yes -- Age you hope to be married?: 30 ish -- Numbers and Names of Children: A boy called John, and a girl but I haven't planned the name -- Describe your dream wedding: Haven't thought about it. -- Describe your dream honeymoon: Somewhere in the Mediterranean - Italy would be perfect. -- How do you want to die: In my sleep -- Where you want to go to college: Well, I'm at DMU in Leicester. I wish I could have gone somewhere better, but DMU had exactly the right course. -- What do you want to be when you grow up: Music producer -- What country would you most like to visit: Italy, again. LAYER TEN: What you look for in a guy/girl... -- Favorite part of body: Breasts (haha, I'm so shallow) -- Favorite eye color: Brown -- Favorite hair color: Blonde -- Short or long hair: Long -- Height Preference: Shorter than me, or equal height. -- Build Preference: Slim but curvy -- Does skin tone matter?: No -- Favorite Style: A girl for me has to be really fucking girly. Very feminine. But they also need to have a good sense of humour and be pretty laidback. Musical taste doesn't bother me, but I'm not a fan of rock chicks. -- Favorite smell: A nice perfume, not too strong -- Best first date location: Restaurant -- Best first kiss location: In the middle of the street in the pouring rain LAYER ELEVEN: Statistics -- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1 -- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4 - my parents, my younger brother and my best mate Woody. -- Number of CDs that I own: About 50. -- Number of piercings: 0 -- Number of tattoos: 0 -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 0 -- Number of scars on my body: Haven't counted. A few. -- Number of birthmarks: 0 -- Number of things in my past that I regret: I've lost count -- How would you rate your personality: 4/10 (I have low self-esteem) -- How would you rate your sex drive: 11/10 -- How long did it take you to fill this out: About 50 minutes (including the 25 minutes it took me to cook and eat a pizza)

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

Dear Prudence

I've done it before, but here it is again.... I'd choose a few: Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah The Beatles - Across The Universe Radiohead - Pyramid Song there were others, but I forget...

BROCKMAN: Rainier Wolfcastle! Star of upcoming movie 'Help! My Son Is A Nerd!' WOLFCASTLE: My son returns from a fancy east coast college, and I am horrified to find that he is a nerd. BROCKMAN: Haha! I'm laughing already! WOLFCASTLE: It's not a comedy. BROCKMAN: ...oh.

BART: Watch out Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again! MARGE: Bart, why are you talking like that? HOMER: Yeah, and who are you talking to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

The Life Of David Gale 7/10 The ending is brilliant, but there's a lot of pointless bollocks in there. Kevin Spacey is absolutely amazing - the best performance I've ever seen by him.

HOMER: Don't you ever listen to that guy in church - Captain What'shisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you!?!

BART: It's no use. I'm never gonna find that lemon tree! This whole raid was as useless as that lemon-shaped rock over there... Wait a minute... There's a lemon behind that rock! WILLY: (rushing in, on fire) Help! Please! Somebody help me!!! SKINNER: Willy, please, Mr. Van Houten has the floor! KIRK: I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so that parents can plan accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day. MYERS: Your honour, you take away our right to plagiarise ideas, where are they gonna come from? Her!? (points to Marge) MARGE: Umm... how about... Ghost Mutt?

Radiohead - Just just a handful of others: The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up Oasis - All Around The World R.E.M. - Imitation Of Life

my initial ratings: 1. Turn Up The Sun - 7/10 2. Mucky Fingers - 7/10 3. Lyla - 3/10 4. Love Like A Bomb - 6/10 5. The Importance Of Being Idle - 6/10 6. The Meaning Of Soul - 4/10 7. Guess God Thinks I'm Abel - 6/10 8. Part Of The Queue - 7/10 9. Keep The Dream Alive - 8/10 10. A Bell Will Ring - 9/10 11. Let There Be Love 10/10 The first two are pretty good, and the last three are brilliant, but the rest is a bit samey and dull. And just like Heathen Chemistry, the production is too "sparkly" and "poppy". If you're hoping for classic Oasis, like I was, then you will be disappointed. It's not that bad, but it could have been so much better. Overall: 7/10 I'll still buy it though, just so I've got all of their albums. And who knows, it just might grow on me.

Jack Nicholson plays this guy who gets admitted to a mental institution. The film shows how he helps the other patients stand up to the staff, particularly the head nurse (Nurse Ratched) who acts more like a fascist dictator than a carer for the mentally ill.

Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End What a brilliant medley.

MARGE: Have you noticed any change in Bart? HOMER: New glasses? MARGE: No, it seems something might be disturbing him. HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses. MARGE: I guess we could take more of an interest in his activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. HOMER: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. MARGE: That's not what I meant. HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

i should be writing an essay on acoustics haven't even started yet. it's due in friday... ah well, ho hum

:D the boxes don't mind it so much :rolleyes4:

well, considering we've got a general election on Thursday, wouldn't including other countries be a little pointless? anyway, I've already voted (I did it by post) but my result here was the same party I voted for, so I'm happy. :)

5'11"

WOMAN: So, why do you want to be a "Bigger Brother"? HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! HOMER: Uh... revenge? HOMER'S BRAIN: That's it, I'm getting outta here! (footsteps, door slamming) HOMER: Here's your giraffe, little girl! RALPH: I'm a boy! HOMER: (patronising) That's the spirit - never give up. HOMER: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.

:D Skinner is my favourite character, by far: CHALMERS: When was the battle of New Orleans? RALPH: What's a battle? SKINNER: (laughs) Let's go. CHALMERS: Did that boy just ask "what's a battle?" SKINNER: No, he said "what's that rattle?" CHALMERS: It sounded like "battle". SKINNER: (pauses) I have a cold, so... CHALMERS: Oh, so you hear R's as B's? SKINNER: ... Yes.

BART: And you've never found anything? SKINNER: Once, but by the time I got to the phone my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. (ominously) I got back at him, though... him and that little boy of his.