Captain Crieff

No

That's a signature, you can set it up here: https://coldplaying.com/settings/signature/

yeah what she said!

yep we clearly disagree there lol ? Ooohh like a big forum band? That's a great idea, let's do it!

Don't Let It Break Your Heart would be better without that atrocious wall of sound. Too much?

well yes in fact I am pretty tired of all the fake passport and keto diet bullshit hahaha ( @ spammers give us some new subjects to learn about please) but I have to say the recent update to this forum software helped a lot

^ LA I think. "I'm gonna be honest with you, I have four chickens" has to be Chris' best quote ever

I'm still here, removing spam almost every day!

this really is the new Car Kids huh

Here ya go. I didn't answer them all but hope this helps! I'll put my answers in a spoiler so I don't paste a 10km long text here:

Informative as ever. Also I remember your bidet ?

what how

I wonder if there was less toilet roll hoarding in Italy because they have bidets everywhere @Jonny and the cake ?

[spoiler] text [/spoiler] it's the same as it was before actually. I thought it wouldn't work because this forum software doesn't support BBcode but to my surprise it did fan

oi why on earth did you copy paste coldplay's entire wikipedia page mate? I think most of us here know that band thank you on topic: camera

welcome!

being temporarily unemployed because the company I work for is 95% closed ...but luckily I still live with my parents so I don't have to worry about any financial stuff. I ended up taking up running again, partly to have an excuse to go outside I have to admit. feels like life is just paused, really. I'm an introvert who's used to friends living too far away to be able to see them irl often (that's largely this forum's fault) so for now the weirdest thing is my social battery never runs out lol

WE'RE ALL WRITING IN INVISIBLE INK OMG

feel like i'm screaming into the void

why is the text suddenly white on a white background help hahaha

is it possible to redirect https://coldplaying.com/forum to https://coldplaying.com/forums ? Because that was my bookmark (and I assume any other people's), but now it doesn't work anymore because it's forums in the plural now. Obviously it takes less than a minute to just update the bookmark but maybe people who haven't visited in a while will think the forum is offline because they used an old bookmark

ALT + S FOR QUICK POSTING WORKS AGAIN omg like in the old days

oh no rip signature! so weird, I didn't even know forums without BBcode were a thing

Looking good already! (apart from the known issues) and the fact that the old smileys are gone again, but I know why (they somehow prevented the whole database from importing and Stephen promised to bring them back faster this time)

godDAMMIT can these fake passport posters stop ?! (thanks)