dalekslayer96

Midnight doesn't count. The rest however do.

13? Only 13? I'm going with 96 (le kek) (unrealistic delusionism)

So, um, yeah. Most of you probably know who I am already. (At least the ones who frequent here. ) I'm Dalekslayer96. That asshole that has a tendency to post offensive shit and curse a lot (hehe). Yeah. So, some basic information: Name: [REDACTED] Age: It really depends on which site you're on. Sometimes it's 18, other's it's 24. The funny thing is that my real age is floating around on the Internet somewhere. Hell I don't even know where you could find it. Hobbies: Listen to Coldplay (Literally JUST Coldplay. Nothing else. ), watching Doctor Who (Props to you if you guessed that way before I said this), collecting action figures, shitposting on various sites, acting like a total fucknut, playing the piano like a pro, playing the guitar like a complete noob, and occasionally gaming. Coldplay Album Preferences (In order of favorite to not so favorite): :arobtth: :parachutes: :viva: :mx: :gs: :x&y: Where you can find me: I frequent reddit these days, although that might change. I do go on 4chan occasionally, and I do have now inactive accounts on quite a few sites. I totally do not have a Facebook account and you will most definitely not try to look me up and end up discovering my actual name. And before you ask, that profile pic was from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the day. Long story cut short, I used to play Minecraft and now I don't. I most definitely made that picture and did not get someone to do it for me.

They sent out an email to anyone who subscribed to their email listings. Just got one a few hours ago.

Miracles, because it took be THIS long to buy it from iTunes.

OK guys, time to run.

Wait, how does this relate at all to music? (Instrument Room, remember? )

Stands for Fixed That For You.

You and me both.

FTFY

Interesting. Interesting indeed.

Wait, what's a "Love button"? Someone fill me in please.

Has it moved at all? Or is it still stuck at #95?

Are you sure you didn't mix that up with Hurts Like Heaven?

Holy fucking shit... Now I want to be that man...

Wait, does he actually know how to play ALL of those instruments?

I lost it at "Jennifer Lawrence is 24 Chris."

2pro4me

So, as a bit of a project to spend my time on, I've started covering ASFOS. Problem is, I don't know how to play the drums, the bass guitar, and I've just started learning how to play the guitar. And I don't have an electric guitar. And I can't harmonize. So, does anyone have the backing tracks for instruments above? (Except for the back vocals. I just need the notes for those. )

You genius bastard.

I genuinely lol'd. In other news, there will be a song called "A Head Full of Empty Space" which will be about Gwyneth Paltrow.

You're 1 week late m9.

*Anti-fangirling intensifies*

Because there are idiots on the web who think this is real.

What makes sense? I dun gedit.