Someone sent me this this morning a mail for women !!

 

 

Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh ! t out of you.

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>Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

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>Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

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>Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

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>Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

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>Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

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>Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

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>Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

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>Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

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>Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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>Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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>Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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>Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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>Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

LOL I like that one with the Snowstorms! :dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: funny!

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LOL I like that one with the Snowstorms! :dozey:

 

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b..ba..baad luck :/

 

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>Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

 

 

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rowan aka Joyce why have u changed u name ! Joyce was a nice name !

nice :lol:

mmmmmmmm...because joyce was so popular!... :P ...j.k...cause I was bored about being joy!...I´m in a renovation lapse!! ... :)

heh!! a really good one. i'm forwarding it to my gf..>! :D

huh. women don't seem to be around a whole lot either. or they're always taken. :/ :(

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Egghead, that's so true!! :/ until you find one, that is! :D

bah. that wont happen. :rolleyes:

haha you guys are so silly :lol:

throw the computer out of your window and go out, then you'll find someone :dozey:

:lol: :lol: ...true! :)

smart! :idea2:

you are a star!! :o :sneaky:

Uhmm I meant rowan :embarrased:

:lol: sorry Joy...I have to think of Mr Bean when I read RoWan

Yes I am Gab!..... :cool:

 

 

Tere...better don´t think!.... :dozey: