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Worst Chat Up Line Ever

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:lol: *sniff* its so good when they grow up :idea2: wait a second...he just took the woman...im all alone again :cry:

 

"ALLLLLL BY MYSEEEEEEELF" lol

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:lol: *sniff* its so good when they grow up :idea2: wait a second...he just took the woman...im all alone again :cry:

 

"ALLLLLL BY MYSEEEEEEELF" lol

 

Maybe I can have both? :idea2:

Ohhh' date=' that one deserved a slap more than mine... :embarrased:[/quote']

 

Maybe...but I know you'll be using that phrase! :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

MINE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

It'll be more girls than I've ever had...but I suppose we could share :lol: :P

well if you are slapping yourself, I'll take her :lol:

:angry:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Well you know, I wouldnt want to intrude on your private life, i mean what you do in it is your own business, even if that is slapping yourself :lol: :lol:

or maybe y'all want someone to slap ya :whip:

:o :o :o

 

Slap me anytime you like! ;)

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ME TOO ME TOO :lol: :lol:

No, no slap me first!!! ME FIRST!! :lol: :lol:

Now that's what I like to hear.. :wink3:

Lol, heeeeey you dont want him he he he he has THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE SHORTS AND HEMERHOIDS :lol: :lol: :P

lol and he really means it too :lol: :lol:

 

and if you are a really good girl, he will let you play with his train :lol: :lol:

lmao! you guys are way too funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm glad you came to the board.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Choo Choo! Here comes the train into the tunnel! (oh the innuendos!! :lol: )

:stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol: man hope you dont crash and burn before you reach the tunnel, or even worse run out of fool :lol: :lol: I hear track companies arent impressed by that :lol: :lol:

lmao! you guys are way too funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm glad you came to the board.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:lol: :lol: I think its Kinda the Comedy Duo that makes it work :lol: :lol: and with you, it just becomes hillarious :D

It's like at the end of Austin Power's!

"Willie, whats that in the sky?"

"I dunno it looks like a giant"

"Wang, pay attention!"

"Sorry, I was distracted by the giant"

"Weener! Get your hot, fresh weeners!"

"Whoa! Whats that?"

"I dunno, looks like a"

"Little prick, thats all it'll be"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hahaha if you want to call yourself a little pinhead, thats your own business but dont drag me into this :lol: :lol:

ROFL! We should open a stage show with the mad squirrels and buddy christ! :lol: :lol:

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