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Worst Chat Up Line Ever

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But I would really love it if any of the guys used that phrase of Ryan.... I think it might work though... :thinking:

 

 

awww, too bad I dont do lines :P :wink3:

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awww, too bad I dont do lines

 

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt :sneaky: :lol: :sneaky:

 

I would try it if I were a guy... :thinking:

:o really eh?

 

Interesting....... :P

 

still, lol I dont want to get slapped :D

  • 3 weeks later...

:rolleyes: new one....

 

"you have the sort of figure that needs to be covered with leather on a hot summers day"

 

:rolleyes: apparently it worked but i doubt it :rolleyes:

^^^ :lol:

"You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast." :rolleyes:

But I would really love it if any of the guys used that phrase of Ryan.... I think it might work though... :thinking:

 

would it work on you then, Josce? :wink3:

 

:lol:

"You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20" :lol: :rolleyes:

"Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you" :dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG this one is bad

 

"Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? "

"I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down" :lol: :lol:

--Nice legs,what time do they open

--Baby,ur legs must be tired coz u've been running in my dreams all nite

--Do u believe in love at 1st sight,coz if not i can walk past u again

--Let's play war baby,you run all over me and i'll blow ur head off

 

 

:) :dozey:

Are you going to give me a parking ticket because you've got FIIIIIIIIIIIINE written all over you :lol:

this thread is hilarious... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Can you kiss me because I hear being kissed by Angels brings you luck"

"It's not my fault I'm falling for you, you stuck your foot out and tripped me"

"are you tired???? because you've been running thru my mind all day".

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

"are you tired???? because you've been running thru my mind all day".

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

:lol: that was a great line until it was over-used...not that i've ever used it before :P

"are you tired???? because you've been running thru my mind all day".

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

:lol: that was a great line until it was over-used...not that i've ever used it before :P

 

 

 

 

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! :lol:

'Are you free tonight or will it cost me?'

'Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?' :lol:

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) 'I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.' :lol:

'I have only three months to live. ..' :D :P

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) 'I made you come with one finger' date=' imagine what I could do with my whole hand.'[/quote']

 

HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :cool:

:lol: :lol:

'Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!' :rolleyes:

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