My Buddy Terry asked me to ask you guys this so here goes...

 

He wants to know what the worst line you have ever used on a girl or guy, and what is like the worst line you have ever got?

 

I think the worst ones I've heard are..

 

"Do you're feet hurt because you've been running through my mind all day?"

 

and

 

"Hello, Im a thief and I'm here to steal your heart"

 

oh wait, then there is

 

"God must have cried when you left heaven"...my buddy got slapped for that one...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

any interesting ones?

"Is there an angel missing from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans." :wink3:

 

All right, I stole that from Futurama, I admit it. :dozey:

"Is there an angel missing from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans." :wink3:

 

All right, I stole that from Futurama, I admit it. :dozey:

 

 

:lol: please tell me you never used that ? :lol:

I got slapped and corny laughs for this (I was drunk... :embarrased: )

 

<Look for tag on back of girls shirt, near the one that has size, etc...>

Girl: "Wtf are you doing"

Me: "I'm looking for the tag..."

Girl: "What..? What tag?"

Me: "The one that says 'Made in Heaven'."

<Slaps>

<Everyone laughs at me getting slapped>

 

:embarrased: :embarrased:

:lol: :lol:

 

I don't know if this is really a line but I know who got slapped for asking a girl if she liked Warhammer when she was flirting with him :lol: :lol:

Is that code for asking if its ok to get into some bondage?

Is that code for asking if its ok to get into some bondage?

 

:lol: :lol: I don't know but knowing his situation, i think it was more just like a hug :lol: :lol:

 

how about this line though

 

"wow, you are really overdressed, why dont you come back to my place and take some of that clothing off". :lol: :lol:

 

you can guess right that didnt work. A mate of mine wanted me to use that on a girl and I said nah, im gonna get slapped. He proved me right.

"hey lets have sex?"

Funnily enough, this one actually led to conversation:

 

"Hey, how you doin'?"

 

Yes, thats totally stolen from Friends, but it worked because she recognised it from there, so, go figure...

Sometimes I want to use stupid pick-up lines like that just for the irony (if intentionally looking like a huge asshole when I'm not one can be considered irony), but I'm always too afraid that everyone will think I'm being serious. :rolleyes:

Funnily enough, this one actually led to conversation:

 

"Hey, how you doin'?"

 

Yes, thats totally stolen from Friends, but it worked because she recognised it from there, so, go figure...

 

:lol: funny, that actually worked for me as well! :lol:

Yeah, you gotta be careful with that though, if you say it to seriously, your gunna look like a tool... strange women

Yeah' date=' you gotta be careful with that though, if you say it to seriously, your gunna look like a tool... strange women[/quote']

 

Well it depends what type of guy you are? I mean some guys don't need to worry about how they say cos they are gonna look like tools either way :lol: :lol:

So, I fall into that category then...

"Is there an angel missing from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans." :wink3:

 

All right, I stole that from Futurama, I admit it. :dozey:

 

awwwwwwww gotta love Bender! :nice: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: What you trying to tell me man? lol or what are you trying to tell me about the girl the line worked on? :lol: :lol:

I got slapped and corny laughs for this (I was drunk... :embarrased: )

 

<Look for tag on back of girls shirt, near the one that has size, etc...>

Girl: "Wtf are you doing"

Me: "I'm looking for the tag..."

Girl: "What..? What tag?"

Me: "The one that says 'Made in Heaven'."

<Slaps>

<Everyone laughs at me getting slapped>

 

:embarrased: :embarrased:

 

hahahah that is funny...if someone said that to me I would laugh also.. :lol: but I wouldn't slap you for it.. ;) :)

I got slapped and corny laughs for this (I was drunk... :embarrased: )

 

<Look for tag on back of girls shirt, near the one that has size, etc...>

Girl: "Wtf are you doing"

Me: "I'm looking for the tag..."

Girl: "What..? What tag?"

Me: "The one that says 'Made in Heaven'."

<Slaps>

<Everyone laughs at me getting slapped>

 

:embarrased: :embarrased:

 

hahahah that is funny...if someone said that to me I would laugh also.. :lol: but I wouldn't slap you for it.. ;) :)

 

 

*nudges Eddie* I think its time for you to use your "hey how you doooin" line now *cough* :D

Eherm *clears throat*

 

Hey, how you doin?

ada boy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I have a chance, I haven't been slapped yet! :lol:

awwww you are learning! hahahaha :lol: :lol:

:blush:

I think I have a chance' date=' I haven't been slapped yet! :lol:[/quote']

 

*slaps*

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

j/k :embarrased:

 

 

Well the best line I've been told...is "Are you wearing a lot of make-up or are you just naturally beautiful?" when I wasn't wearing any make-up at all... :smug:

Ohhh, that one deserved a slap more than mine... :embarrased: