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Worst Chat Up Line Ever

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bahha hahahahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: man we'd make millions, especially when they see your little pinhead....imagine the laughter :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

no denial i'd like to add :lol: :lol:

Maybe we could get Coldplay to tour with us! :lol:

I'm sure the squirrels and buddy would get on swell with the boys! :lol: :lol:

"And we live in a beautiful world"

 

Viva La Squirrels

:lol: :lol: when I went into 6th grade, this 8th grader told me that 8th grade girls like it when boys go up to them and tie their shoes...he said girls in skirts like that, so they wouldn't have to bend down to do it...so I go up this one girl and started messing with her shoelaces and she's like wtf r u doing?...I looked up and SLAP!!! and got slapped so fucking hard...WTF??? :huh: :huh: :huh:

I found out the hard way that it was a joke :embarrased: :embarrased:

:lol: :lol: when I went into 6th grade, this 8th grader told me that 8th grade girls like it when boys go up to them and tie their shoes...he said girls in skirts like that, so they wouldn't have to bend down to do it...so I go up this one girl and started messing with her shoelaces and she's like wtf r u doing?...I looked up and SLAP!!! and got slapped so fucking hard...WTF??? :huh: :huh: :huh:

I found out the hard way that it was a joke :embarrased: :embarrased:

 

 

:lol: :lol: It's not your fault you're stupid :lol: :lol:

:embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased: oh that's real nice... :P :P :P

Lol I seriously can't believe that never clicked in your mind haha :lol:

hey I was 11...and he was 14...I thought he knew better...besides, I was in a new school...new school = new rulz... :embarrased: :embarrased: :embarrased:

:lol: Fair Enough :lol:

er, my friend told me this chat-up line

 

'Is your name Gillette? Cos you're the best a man can get'

 

*inwardly groans* :confused:

 

:lol:

lol well as long as he's not one of those disposable ones...thats not cool...me im more of a Mach 3 Turbo. 3 in one, and just damn special :lol: :lol: :lol:

If your left leg is christmas, then your right leg is thanksgiving, can i see you between the holidays? :stunned:

If your left leg is christmas' date=' then your right leg is thanksgiving, can i see you between the holidays? :stunned:[/quote']

 

 

:lol: :lol: haha thats a baaaaaad one :lol: :lol:

 

slap worthy too lol

haha thats a baaaaaad one

 

slap worthy too lol

 

Heh, you gotta try that to see if it works :lol: :wink3:

jo that chat-up line is SO rude!

 

defintely worthy of more than just a slap :stunned: :lol:

haha thats a baaaaaad one

 

slap worthy too lol

 

Heh, you gotta try that to see if it works :lol: :wink3:

 

lol, fine I will, i know exactly who to try it on too...

 

*looks at Jo*

 

Soo.... :lol: :lol:

jo that chat-up line is SO rude!

 

defintely worthy of more than just a slap

 

:lol: :lol: indeed, im glad no one ever used it on me :stunned: :sneaky:

lol, fine I will, i know exactly who to try it on too...

 

*looks at Jo*

 

Soo....

 

:stunned: *shoots david* :rolleyes:

 

haha youre dead i am so happy.. :dozey:

brings a whole new meaning to shot down :lol: :lol:

awwww I'm sorry, honestly i'd never use that line really ;) :)

why the hell dont guys just start a converstion with 'can i buy you a drink?' or 'hi my name is blah blah'

 

:rolleyes: :lol: obviously if his name IS 'blah blah' i would say no thanks immediately :dozey: :P

:lol: its ok mister, i was just jk :P But meh ur such a liar, i bet ud definitely use it to some 'hot' chicks :lol: :wink3:

I always do....

 

hmm, and i still get slapped :lol: :lol:

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