bart Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 'Are you free tonight or will it cost me?' 'Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?' :lol: (Use index finger to call someone over then say) 'I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladylike Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, call me...*telephone motion to ear*" I think brendan leonard made that up, cool guy! You had to see that episode to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 :lol: but does it work? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladylike Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 It would work for me, it's too funny! I guess it didn't work (even though some of the show is scripted and planned out) because the girl just walked by, didn't look back..fool. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 :lol: well i know what line to use on you :P I haven't seen the show though...it sounds cool :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 "Excuse me, you dropped something - my jaw" "If I could re-write the alphabet, I'd put U and I together" :cool: allllriiiiiiiiiight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 I think I have a chance' date=' I haven't been slapped yet! :lol:[/quote'] hehhehehhee I have passed this one one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 I felt the urge to re-surface this thread after some bad lines ive heard since back at Uni... here goes "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?" (a first year said this to a female friend of mine...ironically...she said yes there is cos the airport is only 10 minutes away haha) "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together" "If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you" "That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!" oh and also, some girl thought I was hitting on her when I was singing that "if you leave me now" song by Chicago...however, I just liked the advert :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 "If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you" That's the king of the cheese right there! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 "If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you" That's the king of the cheese right there! :lol: :lol: to be fair, that was one of my friends when he was reallly drunk..im talking like...not walking straight :lol: he was just trying to get away from this girl that has a crush on him but he doesnt want to tell her she's ugly :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :/ Awww that's harsh :stunned: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 yeah, the compulsive ass of our house did a picture with this girls head on a porn stars body and put it on our network... she's like the butt of so many jokes in our house, its not even funny anymore :/ Everyone calls her "Minger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :stunned: :embarrased: That's so horrible....she doesn't know, does she? :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftLeg Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 "is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?" :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 she probably does, you know, she probably just refuses to believe that the guy she has a crush on would say that...its like everyone who knows her quite well says it though, its so harsh...I'm like one of the only people who calls her by her actual name now, well me and Mr Closet gay :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :/ Awww that's so horrible! Well good on you and closet gay guy :lol: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 yeah, not the greatest association is it.... :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :lol: :lol: Maybe not :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 It's really funny with him though, well despite the crotch stairing, the topless dancing and the overall gayness... but my other housemates brother actually even mick takes him and he's only 16 lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Oh he's the crotch starer?! :lol: Ah I see! :lol: :lol: He's realise soon enough I'd say. Just make sure all tables are intact when there are gay men around, they tend to want to dance above us hence climbing on tables :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :stunned: gay men enter = straight men leaving :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :lol: :lol: very true actually :idea2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 well for me, it depends what music they play :wink3: At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side; But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong And I grew strong :lol: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 :lol: :lol: Ah that sing has good times! And I learned how to get along and now you're back, from outer space, I just walked in to see you here with that sad look upon your face :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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