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Worst Chat Up Line Ever

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Keep those Rainbow Flying Fifi

 

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NB. note to self, never look up gay pride on google images :stunned:

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*ahem* well last time I checked, I wasn't mimi :lol: :lol: :sneaky:

*ahem* well last time I checked' date=' I wasn't mimi :lol: :lol: :sneaky:[/quote']

 

aww Im tired lol...you know it cos I start making mistakes :lol:

 

but hey, I got 2 out of the 4 letters right :P :lol:

"I've got two tickets for Victoria Beckham concert - fancy coming?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: damn that is so see through :lol:

As see-through as Jordan's underwear!! :lol:

unfortunately...that wench and her big fony fun bags :lol:

And her excruciatingly cheesey new boyfriend!!

I hear that peter n jordan are getting married with a 'Disney-themed' wedding..?? :o

Well I'm not surprised as that would be very appropriate, considering they're a "Mickey Mouse" couple!! :lol:

I think they should be married on a comedy show because there whole relationship is one big joke :lol:

Well unfortunately they already have their own series together!!

Hahahaha....this is a funny thread.

 

Just a little tip for all you lads who use those pick-up lines. Always make this face when saying it :charming:

 

Guaranteed results.

Does that work on you, then?? In which case, we could just skip the "line" altogether!! :lol:

:lol: indeedily :smoking: :wiseguy:

Hahahaha....this is a funny thread.

 

Just a little tip for all you lads who use those pick-up lines. Always make this face when saying it :charming:

 

Guaranteed results.

 

So how about it, hon?? What's a nice gal like you doing in a thread like this? :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: :charming: ;)

*faints*

 

*gets up*

 

Wow. That was like a charm overload. :smug:

That's because I'm the "charm-ed one"!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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