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awesome. this is what i've always been drooling for :cool: *takes some glue and attaches the rubber penis into her body* are we gonna have fun now eh? :sneaky: :lol:

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Dream on Mr Rif aka Ren :lol:

awesome. this is what i've always been drooling for *takes some glue and attaches the rubber penis into her body* are we gonna have fun now eh?

Lmao!!!!!. sure, david is all yours now :wink3:

but david abuses racoon. i'm sure he wants to play some sick games :stunned: i'm a bit scared of him :stunned: :lol: :lol:

Dont be, u have a rubber penis now..bang him at will :lol: :lol:

har harr! but this is weird. david gave me his strawberry-flavour penis. and it's red. i would have liked to have the orange one :bigcry: oh well i'll just have to manage. *waving her red penis* :stunned: :lol: :lol:

 

omg i'm making myself puke right now :lol: :sick:

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: hahahahahaha thom has the orange one, that wanker! :angry: :lol:

whoa, it seems i cant say wank3r :lol:

thom you dirty biaaatch come back rite now! you have stolen my penis! :whip: :angry:

 

*goes to check david's penis warehouse* HEYY! there's still a green lime-flavour :blush:

^ those are the best! selfish david doesnt want to share! :angry: :lol:

oh damn david :angry:

 

i'm sure he has still a yellow banana penis, a brown chocolate one stored somewhere and only god knows what. :angry:

 

and you gave me the strawberry one which i see you've used many times :angry: damn david. he is such a master perv. :lol:

^ do ya have the vid of david using the strawberry penis? we could make money on ebay with that :sneaky: :mellow: :lol:

i had i had! but goddamn on that 16mb memory card! :angry: it just ends when he is sneaking out of the penis warehouse and he has this horny light in his eyes :stunned: then he takes it and starts taking a position. and then BEEP BEEP MEMORY FULL :( :angry: :lol:

damn! but hey we could edit the vid and use the eric -thom gay porn vid i have ..ppl would love that! :cool:

ooh. you've got such vids? :sneaky: yes ppl WOULD love that! you know, we even might get awarded in the upcoming oscar gala. :sneaky:

so true!!! and we could make eric and thom make out like britney and madonna that would increase the interest for our movie :cool: !

mmmmmm!!! :cool: this is gonna be almost as good as my eric porn :cool: :sneaky:

:o I dont have that one! wanna trade? i have thom vidz u might enjoy :wink3: :cool:

ohh but eric porn is my private porn. :sneaky: hmm but okay, i have some good screenshots that are amazingly hot :wink3: and i can always give you the eric porn trailer :sneaky: :cool:

:stunned: :stunned: I'd kill for that trailer! u are officially promoted to ren's fav bitch now :wink3: :kiss:

i love that title :sneaky: :wink3: :cool:

 

ren's fav bitch. i'm gonna tattoo that on my right breast :smug: :sneaky: :lol:

Lmao! u really crack me up! :lol: :lol: dont forget to show me that new tattoo once u get it :wink3: :kiss:

of course. then we can get more vid material. :sneaky: nipplegate eh? :sneaky: :wink3:

 

i'm really sorry ren my master bitch plus pervy partner but i have to go now :(

hopefully we'll meet again. in the same pervy athmosphere :kiss: :cool:

 

to be continued ... :sneaky:

aww, im gonna miss my new bitch :(

Hope to see ya soon to continue the purvy chat :wink3:

take good care hun :kiss: dont forget to kiss and hug the master :sneaky: :lol:

you too. *lotta hugs and lotta kisses to ren :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :D *

 

:lol: cheeers!! :cool:

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