:lol: :lol:

 

and where's my cocktail umbrella? :P

See you made a mess,not me! :P

erm....

 

*sigh*

 

*looks behind him and nicks the umbrella out of someone elses drink*

 

HERE :D

:lol: :lol: why fankoo! *gives him a tip*

lol, you dont have to pay me,

 

for you nothing ;) :D

^ back off bitch, Ali is my own , my precious, we loves her :mellow:

Musn't ask us, not his business

 

*gollum* *gollum*

 

So bright, so beautiful....our precious! :P

:lol: :lol: u can get sam if u want :kiss:

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!

 

no no birdses to eat, no crunchable birdses! We are FAMISHED PRECIOUS! Famished WE AREEEEEEE!

lmao!!!!!!!!!! that was a perfect gollum imitation :cool:

:lol: yes, on the precious :P

 

*sighs*

 

We only Wish to CATCH a fish SO JUICY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! :lol:

HAHAHA did u know Saruman had a crush on gollum? :wink3: :lol:

:rolleyes: let me guess, you're Sauruman cos I dont really have a thing for guys, especially with long white beards :lol:

damn it! I was this close *takes the white wig off :lol:

:rolleyes: wow im shocked :P

 

they do not see what lies ahead when sun hath failed and moon is dead!!! :lol:

man, we should go back to the spitting, ppl might think we really have something going on :lol: :lol:

lol

 

*spits* :lol: :lol:

*grabs manhood and shows the middle finger to a random dude in front of his house :cool:

what the HELL happened to my thread? :stunned:

:rolleyes:

It was all Ren's fault :lol:

what the HELL happened to my thread?

 

i think dave and ren happended :stunned:

or billy. better not forget him either. :stunned:

those bloody pervs :blush:

 

btw, if anyone is interested, i don't own a penis. :( :smug:

you dont? :lol: thats not what billy told me :lol:

i think dave and ren happended

or billy. better not forget him either.

those bloody pervs

 

btw, if anyone is interested, i don't own a penis.

Billy is on! wooo threesum! :cool:

aww, dont worry hun , dave can borrow u one of his fake rubber penis so u can join the party..u are officialy a man now :D

It was all Ren's fault

Who's Ren? :wink3: :rolleyes: :lol: