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DAMN YOU STEPHEN!!!!!!

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well this is how it happened--thursday night i was at my church youth group, and we're playing football in the dark...and i'm wearing black, so nobody can see me. my close friend's brother [who is a little smaller than me, even though he's older--the whole family is tiny.] is running at me as fast as he can, and neither of us knows it because we can't see very well. he hit me full force with his elbow, right on my left breast. so now the whole fuckin thing is a bruise, it's swollen to twice its normal size, my nipple is the wrong color, and its so tender right now that just walking is painful for it. :cry:

 

damn you sexy steve!!! :angry: :lol: :(

so your boob has gone up twice the size

wow, its like free breast enlargments

maybe you can ask stephy-mate for a healing kiss for your left baby? :sneaky: :D :cool: is the least thing he can do! :angry: :lol:

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maybe you can ask stephy-mate for a healing kiss for your left baby? :sneaky: :D :cool: is the least thing he can do! :angry: :lol:

 

well we both know he would like that very much :sneaky: ....heh he's pretty fokin sexy but i think i'll pass. :lol:

what color is your nipple then...? :stunned:

 

anyways hope your breats will be soon alright again...and remember there are worse things...my little sister got bitten in her breast by a horse some years ago... :stunned: :confused:

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purple :/ :stunned:

 

yes i hope so too....though you know i have heard of horses actually biting people's nipple off. :stunned: and then they had them sewn back on. :stunned:

so your boob has gone up twice the size

wow, its like free breast enlargments

 

* is the evolution, baby*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

purple :/ :stunned:

 

yes i hope so too....though you know i have heard of horses actually biting people's nipple off. :stunned: and then they had them sewn back on. :stunned:

 

 

ah it pass i am sure...:)

 

i am now officially scared of horses...*hides breats from horses* :stunned: :stunned:

wow...no one ever told me a story like that. :stunned:

It must be hurting a lot...

 

i am now officially scared of horses...*hides breats from horses* :stunned: :stunned:

 

thats such a myth. :rolleyes:

thats such a myth. :rolleyes:

 

well maybe but even if they don't bite the nipples off they can still bite into them...*breasts still hidden* :stunned:

ive never seen or heard of any doing that..ive been bitten on the fingers and stomache, but by and evil horse that dosent like me in the first place :lol:

as i said my little sister got bitten in her left breast when she was younger...it is the truth...it does happen... :stunned:

freak accident....horses are like big dogs....one, marquis, i sit in his stall he lays down and puts his head in my lap and sleeps. :blush:

awww...thats cute

 

lol..i am sure horses are lovely and actually i am not more or less scared of them now...i will just cover my breasts when i will get near them now..:P

my nipple is the wrong color, and its so tender right now that just walking is painful for it.

 

and remember there are worse things...my little sister got bitten in her breast by a horse some years ago...

 

Thank you for share this with us :stunned:

:stunned: I'm cringing just reading that :stunned: :/

Holy sh*t thought you were shouting at me for a minute!! :)

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purple :/ :stunned:

 

yes i hope so too....though you know i have heard of horses actually biting people's nipple off. :stunned: and then they had them sewn back on. :stunned:

 

 

ah it pass i am sure...:)

 

i am now officially scared of horses...*hides breats from horses* :stunned: :stunned:

 

lol...it hurts even more now, but it'll go away soon enough. :)

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wow...no one ever told me a story like that. :stunned:

It must be hurting a lot...

 

like hell.

lol...it hurts even more now, but it'll go away soon enough. :)

 

 

argh...i hope you can sleep with that alright...i guess it will hurt when you try to sleep on it.. :confused:

are breast as sensitive as balls then?

 

oh and another boob story, my freind got smack in her left by a cricket ball

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probably more sensitive than balls.

 

ouch...not fun at all. its happened to me too, but it was a baseball.

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