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Is Your Child a Goth?

Presented by St. Mary's Church

 

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence.

Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

* -Frequently wears black clothing.

* -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

* -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

* -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -Shows an interest in piercing or tattoos.

* -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

* -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

* -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

* -Takes drugs.

* -Drinks alcohol.

* -Is suicidal and/or depressed

* -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

* -Complains of boredom.

* -Sleeps too excessively or too little.

* -Is excessively awake during the night.

* -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

* -Spends large amounts of time alone.

* -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)

* -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

* -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

* -Misbehaves at school.

* -Misbehaves at home.

* -Eats excessively or too little

* -Eats related-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

* -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

* -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

* -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

* -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

* -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

* -Expresses an interest in sex.

* -Masturbates.

* -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

* -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

* -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

* -Claims to be a goth.

 

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.

 

The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center."

 

 

looks like i'm guilty.

:lol:

 

 

who else?? where are you?? i must suck your blood, cause i'm a vampire!!!! :vampire:

looks like i'm guilty.

* -Masturbates.

me too :confused:

tisk tisk. the devil shall have thee if thou dostn't repent thy evil ways!!!!

^ i qualify for that too :lol: :lol:

looks like i'm guilty.

* -Masturbates.

me too :confused:

 

Then I guess just about every guy on the plant would qualify. Me included, of course.

lotta?! you do that too? i would have NEVER guessed :cool: :kiss:

:lol:

Then I guess just about every guy on the plant would qualify. Me included, of course.

it's seriously unavoidable

something like 99.5% of guys do it/have done it

It's a typical guy thing.

 

We can't help that were horny bastards.

masturbating is gay though

i hate doing it

i'd rather have a girlfriend, but i'd have to change my face first

lotta?! you do that too? i would have NEVER guessed :cool: :kiss:

 

:lol: :lol: :rolleyes: yeah. never.

:lol:

 

oh man...this is turning out even funnier than i thought. :smug:

* -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

this is obviously from an extremely uptight church...

since when is buddhism a cult?

* -Claims to be a goth.

 

Bit of a fucking give away that one.

I'm kind of a goth :smug:

:lol: :lol: ah that was a good read!

Well if wearing black eyeliner and having a tattoo makes me a goth, then so be it :lol: :rolleyes:

fifi where is your tatto? and whats it of?

I'm nothing like a Goth. :smug:

I'm nothing like a Goth.

thankfully!

:lol: :lol: :wink3:

hey julia, interpol is coming to my state should i see them?

i'm guilty of at least 17 things on that list :lol: ....i must be hardcore goth yo. i'm so nonconformist, i'm going to conform to all the other nonconformists, because i'm hardcore.

i'm so nonconformist

and yet you went to your high school football game?

damn you really need to pick up on the sarcasm.

 

and besides that, i went to the game because a certain person wanted to go with me :sneaky: :smug:

there's this funny southpark where kyle turns emo hahah