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Dave's Funkilicious Comedy - Woman Seeks Husband...

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SYDNEY (Reuters) - A Chinese woman living in Sydney has taken the unusual step of advertising for a husband on a billboard outside a cinema in Sydney's eastern suburbs.

 

 

 

Helen Zhou, from Shanghai, said she had tried Internet dating but found men did not want to commit.

 

 

"People are happy to date but they don't want any commitment, only temporary relationships," the middle-aged Zhou told her weekly local newspaper, the Southern Courier.

 

 

Zhou spent A$5,000 (US$3,700) on the billboard which has a large headline "HUSBAND WANTED" and a lists of requirements, such as age up to 45, good health, non-smoker and drinker, Caucasian, solid financial background and a good sense of humor.

 

 

"I'm not fussy," said Zhou, who describes herself on the billboard as a beautiful and intelligent woman seeking a "dream family with a fabulous partner."

 

 

"I guess I want a traditional sort of person, not really flash -- an old fashioned kind of guy, not one who spends every cent and doesn't worry about tomorrow."

 

 

So far Zhou's search for love has received few replies.

 

hmmm, im already preparing my add :lol:

Yeah probably, you'd have no choice. You can't resist his sexy charms Eric. :D

*bends over for jude*

"wow. is that real? should i be happy or scared?"

 

:lol: :lol:

i once ( k, it was like ... 4 years ago ) met a guy over the net.. we talked for 3 years.. then we met IRL... and that was the end of our friendship. :lol: :lol: how tragic. :rolleyes:

:sneaky:

Im getting married to someone i met over the net. Groovy.

:wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

i once ( k' date=' it was like ... 4 years ago ) met a guy over the net.. we talked for 3 years.. then we met IRL... and that was the end of our friendship. :lol: :lol: how tragic. :rolleyes:[/quote']

 

what happened?

what happened?

 

it's a long story.. but like... the chemistry that was between us online was long gone offline. we didn't have anything to talk about and he told me i have weird ears... i was like.. "yeah well you can sod off. " :snore: :dozey: anyway we went to see a movie and idk. it just wasn't that good time. it wasn't even a date or anything but meh. we barely talked after that and i don't really know. it was kinda sad then cos we had been friends for such a long time but it's life and shit happens. :idea2: :P nowadays he just mostly pisses me off all the time. :confused:

 

another boring story bout lotta's boring life :lol: :thumbsup:

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what happened?

 

 

 

it's a long story.. but like... the chemistry that was between us online was long gone offline. we didn't have anything to talk about and he told me i have weird ears... i was like.. "yeah well you can sod off. " anyway we went to see a movie and idk. it just wasn't that good time. we barely talked after that and i don't really know. it was kinda sad then cos we had been friends for such a long time but it's life and shit happens. nowadays he just mostly pisses me off all the time.

 

another boring story bout lotta's boring life

 

do you think that would ever happen with people on here :o

the talking dor 3 years and then the relationship being blown away

i hope not. but like, everyone is a bit different what they're online compared to IRL. though i'm as sick and perverted IRL too but that's no news :rolleyes: :lol: :P

lol, meh i can't talk, im the same in every way IRL and on-line

I reckon im a little more quite in real life than online...the net brings out my insane side sometimes :wink3:

quiet even but lotta understands...

 

she also finds it amazingly appealing grrrr :lol:

uh oh... :lol: :wink3: finally i see good ol' davO online :cool: :whip:

I reckon im a little more quite in real life than online...the net brings out my insane side sometimes

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

i'mmmm back and beeeeetter than eeeeeeever in blllaaaaack :)

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