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hmmm, you'll have to come over to take my chest width because I can't remember my size I'm annoyingly broad though

 

I got my measuring tape!! :lol:

 

hmmm, maybe I shan't tell you because then you'll know what to expect when I turn on the charm

 

right. if it's a shock, i won't be able to fight it off as quickly. Good thinking Cap'n. :lol:

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hmmm, you'll have to come over to take my chest width because I can't remember my size I'm annoyingly broad though

 

I got my measuring tape!! :lol:

 

just be gentle...i've still got issues after I was frisked when I went to France - they asked me why I was carrying a coam :lol:

 

hmmm, maybe I shan't tell you because then you'll know what to expect when I turn on the charm

 

right. if it's a shock, i won't be able to fight it off as quickly. Good thinking Cap'n. :lol:

 

:lol: I'm not just a pretty face :lol: :P

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just be gentle...i've still got issues after I was frisked when I went to France - they asked me why I was carrying a coam

 

:lol: me= gentle. Got it. :lol:

 

I'm not just a pretty face

 

oh my! :sneaky: :lol:

so you're warm and gentle! my oh my, what a woman :P :lol:

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:lol: Hahaha..yes, i definitely try. :lol:

*sigh*

 

Its true what they say! All the good women are taken? :P :wink3: :lol:

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Well, the same thing could be said about guys. :lol:

YEP! That's Why I'm SINGLE! :lol: :lol: !

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You're single!?!?!?! How is Captain Charisma SINGLE?!?!?!?! :stunned:

:lol: I dunno :P :lol: Maybe my peepulation need more than Charisma :P

 

us hero's never get a break :P

 

->

 

I need a hero

I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the end of the night

He’s gotta be strong

And he’s gotta be fast

And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I’m holding out for a hero ‘till the morning light

He’s gotta be sure

And it’s gotta be soon

And he’s gotta be larger than life

 

so true :P

 

ah well :lol:

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Ah well, you'll find someone. Use your super Charisma powers! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

I'm not that bothered at the mo :P :lol:

 

:cool: Charismatic Powers, they do work and all but I think the Spandex and Leather scares the girls away...

 

I'm very popular some of the boys though :stunned: :lol:

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they do work and all but I think the Spandex and Leather scares the girls away...

 

That's hot! :lol:

 

I'm very popular some of the boys though

 

LMAO!! Oh MY! :lol:

:lol:

 

mental note...when a guy asks you to dance with him to Justin Timberlake...follow this protocol

 

a)finish beer

b)smile politely

c)run as far away as possible :lol:

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mental note...when a guy asks you to dance with him to Justin Timberlake...follow this protocol

 

a)finish beer

b)smile politely

c)run as far away as possible

 

HAHAHAH!! Oh wow. That leather and spandex must be really nice. :)

:lol: :lol:

 

I'll give one of the guy's credit though...

 

he tried to buy me with champagne :lol:

 

...I still followed the protocol though :lol:

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ooooh, champagne. Fancy schmancy. :lol: :cool:

:lol: he didn't fool me though :lol:

 

started off as, "you're a nice guy"

 

then turned to "you're a handsome guy"

 

then it was.."im thinking of leaving, tonight's music is really bad.."

 

:embarrased: :lol:

 

still....as far as I am concerned..its

 

Mm oh yeah,what a night

 

Oh yes it's ladies night

And the feeling's right

Oh yes it's ladies night

Oh what a night (oh what a night)

 

Oh yes it's ladies night

And the feeling's right

Oh yes it's ladies night

Oh what a night (oh what a night)

 

Girls, y'all got one

A night that's special everywhere

From New York to Hollywood

It's ladies night and girl

the feeling's good

 

Oh yes it's ladies night

And the feeling's right

Oh yes it's ladies night

Oh what a night (oh what a night)

 

Oh yes it's ladies night

And the feeling's right

Oh yes it's ladies night

Oh what a night (oh what a night)

 

Romantic Lady , single baby

Mm sophisticated mama

Come on you disco lady yeah

Stay with me tonight , mama ,yeah

 

If you hear any noise

It ain't the boys , it's ladies night , uh huh

 

Gonna step out ladies night

Steppin' out ladies night

Gonna step out ladies night

Steppin' out ladies night

 

Oh yes it's ladies night

And the feeling's right

Oh yes it's ladies night

Oh what a night (oh what a night)

 

 

On disco lights your name will be seen

You can fullfill all your dreams

Party here, party there, everywhere

This is your night, baby

You've got to be there

 

This is your night

Tonight , everything is gonna be alright

 

This is your night

Tonight , everything is gonna be alright

 

Come on let's all celebrate

 

Come on let's all celebrate

 

Oh ladies night and the feeling's right

Come on let's all celebrate

Lovely lady, lady, I love you

 

Girls, y'all got one (what?)

A night that's special everywhere

You dance, you smile, the guys go wild

So chic so fine you all looks so divine

 

:lol: :lol:

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Man, you always break into song. That's awesome! :lol:

and you haven't seen the best part of it...the dancing :lol:

 

just imagine what its like when im in love :lol: :lol:

 

what can I say, I love to Sing ;)

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I definitely like a man who sings. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

singing is so cool, but hey, maybe thats why I am Captain Charisma :cool: :lol:

 

I'm gonna be known by my colleagues hopefully as the Captain Charisma - The Singing Brain Surgeon :lol:

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YOU WANT TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON?!?!!? :o

yeaaaaaah for sure! It's like so interesting!

 

I'm actually at home for the weekend taking a break from my dissertation on a critique of drug treatments used in schizophrenia and the hypothesis of new treatment!

 

haha I'm mad I know :P

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:o THAT IS INCREDIBLE DAVID!! I'm really impressed. :)

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