i bumped into a chav today....he tried to act all hard and tough..

 

i gave him my evil glare, the slightly raised eyebrow and my broody look

should have just blown him a kiss :P :lol:

erm...i have standards

And let him "chav" it?? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

mc, thats a good one :P

The only good Chav is a...................................?

slightly spasticated, constipated and elongated one?

stupid Chav :lol:

How many Chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

0, cos if there is one, they steal the light bulb :lol:

0, because they don't know how a lightbulb works?

Warning: just spotted - group of German chavs. Could be headed your way. Proceed with care!! :lol:

we should get trinny and susannah on them all!!!! :idea2: :stunned:

Sounds like some sort of nightmarish porn vid!! :lol:

Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut?

 

 

Ones thick and hairy and the other ones a coconut. :stunned:

Excellent!! Got any more??

That's reminiscent of a classic "Essex Girl" joke of old: What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex girl??

 

One's all hairy and smells of fish, and the other one's a Walrus!! :lol: :lol:

My mum bought the book of Chavs ...lol its so funny..loads of nasty mugshots and jokes

And what did you think of the website??

Just retrieved this as there appears to be some last-minute interest!!

What's a Chav's favourite group??

 

Chavis

 

What's a Chav's favourite song??

 

"Chav A Nice Day" by Stereophonics

 

What's a Chav's favourite TV programme?

 

"Chav I Got News For You"

 

What's a Chav's favourite movie?

 

Chaviots Of Fire

A Chav's favourite tennis player??

 

Martina Chavratilova!!

chavs? never heard of this...i am still kind of confused to what it is

Return to the start of the thread and check out the link!!

Favourite footballer?

 

Chavanelli!!

Favourite food??

 

Chavioli!!