Majson Posted November 22, 2004 Author Share Posted November 22, 2004 i bumped into a chav today....he tried to act all hard and tough.. i gave him my evil glare, the slightly raised eyebrow and my broody look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 should have just blown him a kiss :P :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majson Posted November 22, 2004 Author Share Posted November 22, 2004 erm...i have standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 And let him "chav" it?? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 :lol: :lol: mc, thats a good one :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 The only good Chav is a...................................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majson Posted November 22, 2004 Author Share Posted November 22, 2004 slightly spasticated, constipated and elongated one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 stupid Chav :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 How many Chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 0, cos if there is one, they steal the light bulb :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 0, because they don't know how a lightbulb works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Warning: just spotted - group of German chavs. Could be headed your way. Proceed with care!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Ali* Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 we should get trinny and susannah on them all!!!! :idea2: :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Sounds like some sort of nightmarish porn vid!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut? Ones thick and hairy and the other ones a coconut. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Excellent!! Got any more?? That's reminiscent of a classic "Essex Girl" joke of old: What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex girl?? One's all hairy and smells of fish, and the other one's a Walrus!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 My mum bought the book of Chavs ...lol its so funny..loads of nasty mugshots and jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 And what did you think of the website?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Just retrieved this as there appears to be some last-minute interest!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 What's a Chav's favourite group?? Chavis What's a Chav's favourite song?? "Chav A Nice Day" by Stereophonics What's a Chav's favourite TV programme? "Chav I Got News For You" What's a Chav's favourite movie? Chaviots Of Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 A Chav's favourite tennis player?? Martina Chavratilova!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gvargas Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 chavs? never heard of this...i am still kind of confused to what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Return to the start of the thread and check out the link!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Favourite footballer? Chavanelli!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Favourite food?? Chavioli!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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