I still don't get it

In which case, I'm afraid you might BE one!! :lol:

How to tell if someone is a chav????ASK HIM! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So are YOU one????? :)

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard there are a lot of Chavs in Chicago! :lol:

Where do chavs go when they die.

They don't go to Heaven where the Angels fly.

Go to a Lake of Fire and fry.

See em' again til' the 4th of July.

 

I knew a Chav who came from London,

Bit a dog with his rabid tooth,

She bought sports bra a little too soon,

Flew and laid down on the Kappa moon.

 

Where chavs go when they die.

They don't go to Heaven where the Angels fly.

Go to a Lake of Fire and fry.

See em' again til' the 4th of July.

 

Chavs cry, people moan.

Look for a dry place to call their home.

Try to find some place to rest their bones.

While the Angels and the Devils try to make their own.

 

Where do Chavs go when they die.

They don't go to Heaven where the Angels fly.

Go to a Lake of Fire and fry.

See em' again til' the 4th of July.

 

:lol:

Got a feeling some sort of plagiarism might be taking place there!

:P

I'll take that as an admission of guilt!! :)

:lol: i'll have to put my hands up to that :P

Isn't that similar to what Maradona said once upon a time??

:lol: yeah, except his goal counted :P

More's the pity!! Then again, so did his subsequent drugs ban!!

:lol: ah well, the guy was a nob :P :lol:

As was Pierre Van Hooijdonk!!

indeed he was :lol:

And Glen Twaddle (post-playing)!!

as are many other footy stars :lol:

 

and Arsene Wenger

And Fergie!

I dont mind Fergie, even though im a chelsea fan!

 

Man U are alright although I hate Arseh*le Wenger :lol:

a song me and my mate made up about chavs using a buran duran song :lol: -

 

his name is chesney and he wears a burbury hat

he has a girlfriend and she is incredibly fat

she wears hooped earings and she drives a banged up nova

 

plus, as soon as i have a good photo editor, i can make my very funny pic :D

a song me and my mate made up about chavs using a buran duran song :lol: -

 

his name is chesney and he wears a burbury hat

he has a girlfriend and she is incredibly fat

she wears hooped earings and she drives a banged up nova

 

plus, as soon as i have a good photo editor, i can make my very funny pic :D

 

Great - but I do have a couple of questions:

 

1. Who are BURAN Duran?

2. Is the girlfriend mentioned in the song Michelle "Fat"Manus??

 

 

-JaK- wrote:

a song me and my mate made up about chavs using a buran duran song -

 

his name is chesney and he wears a burbury hat

he has a girlfriend and she is incredibly fat

she wears hooped earings and she drives a banged up nova

 

plus, as soon as i have a good photo editor, i can make my very funny pic

 

 

Great - but I do have a couple of questions:

 

1. Who are BURAN Duran?

2. Is the girlfriend mentioned in the song Michelle "Fat"Manus??

 

1. oops!

2. lmao :lol:

Who on earth are the 12 per cent of people who say they ARE Chavs?? I reckon they should be "outed"!! :lol: