Sorry if the translation is not ok, but someone sent it to me and I think it's fun...

 

 

 

HOW TO GIVE HIM THE BRUSH-OFF

 

 

Him: Can I invite you to a drink?

Her: Thanks, but I prefer you give me the money

 

Him: Do you mind if I smoke?

Her: I wouldn’t mind if you were burning yourself

 

Him: I’m a photographer and I’m looking for a face like yours

Her: I’m a plastic surgeon and I’m looking for a face like yours

 

Him: Didn’t we have a date? Or even two?

Her: It must be just one, I never repeat my mistakes

 

Him: How can you be so beautiful?

Her: They gave me what was entitled to you

 

Him: I think I could make you so happy...

Her: How? Are you gonna go?

 

Him: What would you say if I ask you to marry me?

Her: Nothing, I can talk and laugh at the same time

 

Him: Do you fancy to see a good movie?

Her: I’ve seen it already

 

Him: Where have you been all my life?

Her: Trying to hide from you

 

Him: Is this seat free?

Her: Yes, and mine too if you sit here

 

Him: Your body is like a temple

Her: There’s no mass today

 

Him: If I could see you naked I’d die happy

Her: If I could see you naked I think I’d die about laughing

 

 

 

Take note, girls... :cool:

mwaaaaaaaaahahahaha ! Brilliant Noni ! Thanks :kiss:

My pleasure, dear... :kiss:

:dozey: :dozey: :dozey:

^ You also can learn from that, Albie... :P

:lol:

 

Top Stuff.

 

This girl I work with was asked out by our old security guard. He was like: "You want to get a drink?" She replied "I don't drink".

 

Undeterred he said "Okay then let's just get food, I'll take you to dinner" to which she replied "I don't eat"

 

:lol:

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^ You also can learn from that' date=' Albie... :P[/quote']

 

 

really :stunned:

Those are funny. I could use those. :lol:

rofl, I get that alot :embarrased:

I get that alot

 

:embarrased: that sucks.

:lol:

heheheheheheh! i'll take a note

emm thats what they tell themselves hahahahahhahaha

us guys have brush offs too :smug: :wink3:

i should write these answers on my hand...*looks for a pen*

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hey Nellie :P :)

hey there *waves* :cool:

what's going on over the Atlantic :kiss: ?

not much..im just at uni doing lots of work[as you can tell..]

oh yeah, your avatar :lol:

it hasnt come up very well :( oh well..*carries on doing work* [lookin for a different avatar]

good luck Nellie :lol:

:lol: :lol: they're too funny noni!!! :lol: