noni Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Sorry if the translation is not ok, but someone sent it to me and I think it's fun... HOW TO GIVE HIM THE BRUSH-OFF Him: Can I invite you to a drink? Her: Thanks, but I prefer you give me the money Him: Do you mind if I smoke? Her: I wouldn’t mind if you were burning yourself Him: I’m a photographer and I’m looking for a face like yours Her: I’m a plastic surgeon and I’m looking for a face like yours Him: Didn’t we have a date? Or even two? Her: It must be just one, I never repeat my mistakes Him: How can you be so beautiful? Her: They gave me what was entitled to you Him: I think I could make you so happy... Her: How? Are you gonna go? Him: What would you say if I ask you to marry me? Her: Nothing, I can talk and laugh at the same time Him: Do you fancy to see a good movie? Her: I’ve seen it already Him: Where have you been all my life? Her: Trying to hide from you Him: Is this seat free? Her: Yes, and mine too if you sit here Him: Your body is like a temple Her: There’s no mass today Him: If I could see you naked I’d die happy Her: If I could see you naked I think I’d die about laughing Take note, girls... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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