noni Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Sorry if the translation is not ok, but someone sent it to me and I think it's fun... HOW TO GIVE HIM THE BRUSH-OFF Him: Can I invite you to a drink? Her: Thanks, but I prefer you give me the money Him: Do you mind if I smoke? Her: I wouldn’t mind if you were burning yourself Him: I’m a photographer and I’m looking for a face like yours Her: I’m a plastic surgeon and I’m looking for a face like yours Him: Didn’t we have a date? Or even two? Her: It must be just one, I never repeat my mistakes Him: How can you be so beautiful? Her: They gave me what was entitled to you Him: I think I could make you so happy... Her: How? Are you gonna go? Him: What would you say if I ask you to marry me? Her: Nothing, I can talk and laugh at the same time Him: Do you fancy to see a good movie? Her: I’ve seen it already Him: Where have you been all my life? Her: Trying to hide from you Him: Is this seat free? Her: Yes, and mine too if you sit here Him: Your body is like a temple Her: There’s no mass today Him: If I could see you naked I’d die happy Her: If I could see you naked I think I’d die about laughing Take note, girls... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 mwaaaaaaaaahahahaha ! Brilliant Noni ! Thanks :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted January 18, 2005 Author Share Posted January 18, 2005 My pleasure, dear... :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 :dozey: :dozey: :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 ^ You also can learn from that, Albie... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 :lol: Top Stuff. This girl I work with was asked out by our old security guard. He was like: "You want to get a drink?" She replied "I don't drink". Undeterred he said "Okay then let's just get food, I'll take you to dinner" to which she replied "I don't eat" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 ^ You also can learn from that' date=' Albie... :P[/quote'] really :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Those are funny. I could use those. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle131 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 rofl, I get that alot :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I get that alot :embarrased: that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egghead Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 heheheheheheh! i'll take a note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 emm thats what they tell themselves hahahahahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 us guys have brush offs too :smug: :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 i should write these answers on my hand...*looks for a pen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hey Nellie :P :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 hey there *waves* :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 what's going on over the Atlantic :kiss: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 not much..im just at uni doing lots of work[as you can tell..] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 oh yeah, your avatar :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 it hasnt come up very well :( oh well..*carries on doing work* [lookin for a different avatar] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 good luck Nellie :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 :lol: :lol: they're too funny noni!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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