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I just cut my Tongue on a Yogurt Carton

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Hehe, just checking :cool:

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oh damn you you ate the yogurt. but how did oyu cut your tongue on it?? :huh:

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I think young Jakketh did.

 

Gwen there was like a little bit of the foil bit at the top:

 

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OK so the foil wrapper opening was opened, but a little sliver of it was still stuck to the edgings of the yogurt. I licked the side of the inside of the yogurt and then I looked down and my yogurts all bloody! :embarrased: Mamma mia!

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The yoggie was strawberry!

 

Actually I think this has happened to me before hahaha

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:D Ali was right, Yoghurts. :(

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I have another yogurt :smug:

 

This time I carefully ensured that ALL the tin foil wrapped was peeled off. ;)

 

Safety first. :cool:

If that happened to me, I would put the yogurt bakc in the fridge and wait for my tongue to stop bleeding then eat the yogurt.

i would've eaten the yogurt. :D

 

i hear salt water helps stop the bleeding when your tooth falls out when you're a kid. i wonder if that would work for a bloody tongue...

eww

 

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So you've finsished the yoghurt right?

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Hmmm good point :P

:D Ali was right' date=' Yoghurts. :([/quote']

 

 

glad you've seen the error of your ways :tongue: :kiss:

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hmm...i'm gunna take that "about me" thing on my sig off haha :/

 

Ahhh thats ok but I was offline for about an hour before you posted! Sorry Sara :cry: Maybe I'll see you on MSN tonight (My MSN is totally screwing up of late my new version is mixing with my undeleted old version! Totally trippy)

 

Yes Ali, if only you had told me before last night :embarrased: Any other dairy products cause harm? :/

 

Oh yeah and in every post from now on I have to include the following info:

 

I was at home on my computer one night when I decided to have a yogurt. I peeled open the lid without seeing an instruction booklet for properly doing so, and a bit of tin foil cut my tongue as I noticed blood running down the side of the carton. 0800-FREE-MONEY sorted it for me and now I can afford car insurance and a fancy broad :wink3:

i was talking about spelling yoghurt without the h :thinking:

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I thought you meant Yog-hurts. Y'know, it hurt my tongue.

 

My brain hurts. :/

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