HOLA! :cool:

 

I'm at a place called vertigo... well not really.. I am at work.. bored out of my mind... sure I have plenty of work to do, but meh! ITS FRIDAAAAAAY!!! :D

 

where are you right now... and stuff.

I'm at home, about to go out for the evening :D

IPPING VODKA (for u )

 

This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter

that I don’t mind forwarding.

 

It’s funny (don’t break chain)

 

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

 

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

 

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the

pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get

nervous, I take a sip.”

 

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

 

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

 

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on

the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and

the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he

was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and

eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the

grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter’s not a

peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

 

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to

everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your

friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.

You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the

chain is not broken….

in front of my compt. and listenng SEZEN AKSU, and I am gonna cry soon :cry:

I just got in from work. today is payday hurrah!!!! :lol: so I treated myself to a taxi home. Also bought two pairs of trousers for work, and they're very nice too :D

shopping is always a good venture!! :wink3:

It is indeed. How's tricks Camuchen?

lol I love that saying... 'hows tricks' :laugh3:

 

everythings good on this side of the pond.. leaving work early today so thats a good thing.. and I am getting paid overtime!! woohoo!! I could defo use the extra cash. Going into Manhattan tonight.... so thats always a highlight for me.. I love NYC.. :blush:

 

how's by you??

I'm home about to start some studying.

lol I love that saying... 'hows tricks' :laugh3:

 

everythings good on this side of the pond.. leaving work early today so thats a good thing.. and I am getting paid overtime!! woohoo!! I could defo use the extra cash. Going into Manhattan tonight.... so thats always a highlight for me.. I love NYC.. :blush:

 

how's by you??

 

bit rainy, and work's a bit rubbish but otherwise everything's ace!!

im at home, getting ready to either go to a football game or a movie

HOLA! :cool:

 

I'm at a place called vertigo... well not really.. I am at work.. bored out of my mind... sure I have plenty of work to do, but meh! ITS FRIDAAAAAAY!!! :D

 

where are you right now... and stuff.

 

home now :drunk:

at home....relaxing :cool:

i didnt go out tonight :angry:

 

but i stayed home and talked to some awesome people. :)

Lying on my bed, with the laptop on my knees and I just had to friggin' put Vertigo on when I read this thread title! Damnit! :P

 

Now I'm going to have to jump up and dance around my room!!!

tonight..

 

I am just home relaxing. Went out last night after work with my cousins... had us a few drinks.. and got hammered! (pissed, drunk etc) anyhoo... I just got home an hour ago. :stunned: ....and now, I am :smoking: -I ended up staying over at my cousins.. but I didnt wake up today til about 1pm! :embarrased:

I'm at school :rolleyes:

.........can i please go vertigo!!! :P

 

the thread just reminded me of this song

^ that was the point.. lol

yeah... I like that song...

c

 

^ that was the point.. lol

 

LOL----omg---i'm so stupid---i did read your first post and didnt even understand why you said you were at a place called vertigo---LOL

 

errrrr---im so dumb

 

everytime i see this thread---i get that song in my head----LOL

:)