My friend renamed Speed of Sound, Speed of Sperm.

 

 

....Yep. And that was awhile ago! :lol:

 

"How long, before I get in? Before it starts, before I begin? How long before you decide, before I know what it feels like?"

 

Yeah. X&Y is all about sex. I figured that out back in June! :lol:

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Chris just keeps saying stupider things every day. It's no surprise almost everyone in America hates him....

^are you kidding me? there is no need to hate someone because he's joking around a bit. :dozey:

Chris' ability to say completely off color things that come out of nowhere reminds me of myself. I absolutely love it, I don't feel as weird. :lol:

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

HBO presents: SEX AND COLDPLAY

 

starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Catrall, Kristin Davis AAAAND Chris Martin

 

First Episode: Sex One

Second Episode: What If There Was No Sex

Third Episode: White Sperm Shadows

Fourth Episode: Fuck You

Fifth Episode: Talk bout Sex

Sixth Episode: Sex and Y

Seventh Episode: Speed Of Sperm

Eight Episode: Good On Paper ( or A Message)

Ninth Episode: Low- Hangers

Tenth Episode: The Hardest Sex ( Déja-Fuck)

Eleventh Episode: Swallow Your Sperm

Twelvth Episode: Twisted Night

Thirteenth Episode: Make it Til You Come

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: hmmmmmm....like it??????

^ :lol: love it!!

 

dont know about Eleventh Episode: Swallow Your Sperm :confused: :stunned:

Omg, hilarious.

 

Prequel: A Rush of Blood to the...

^ :lol:

this is too much :lol: :lol:

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dont know about Eleventh Episode: Swallow Your Sperm confused.gif stunned.gif

 

Hmmm... :lol: :lol: i mean "swallow the sperm"....like food...get it now?? :wink3:

:sneaky: I get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:lol:

LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!

:o yeah got it first time round

thanks for the extra explanation :lol:

i just don't know if that will have to be shown with an R rating or somefin :stunned: ;)

^ Definitely R.... They're so Yellow, didn't u know? :lol:

arghh :sick: i just read that post and saw your sig! :confused:

ha

Easy To Please? Sparks? Shiver? High Speed? Such A Rush? AMSTERDAM???

*gasp*

 

Now I finally understand the lyrics for Speed of Sound!

:lol: at thread.

"Some get made and some get sent"

 

Chris is talking about eggs.

hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

omg! all of you in this thread are a bit too creative.... :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL

Wait, The Sun is a Tabloid, remember?

 

I bet none of it is true.

^he actually said it in a talkshow. xD