sorry if u think this is sick..but I was laughing my fooking arse off.....

 

This guy comes home late form work and wants to give his wife an early birthday present (since her birthday was the next day)..so he came into the house..all the lights were off ..he tip-toed up stairs and saw his wife's toes off the bed..he got butt-naked :o ..and slipped under the covers and started banging his wife...tearing that ass up...so after he was finished hie wife was knocked out cold..he put his robe on and went to kitchen to make himself a sandwhich...on the way down the stairs he saw the tv on in the backroom so he went in there and saw his wife on the sofa...and he said, "honey..how'd u beat me down here so quickly?"..

and she said,"sweety what are you talking about?"..

then he was looking freaked out and asked," well baby..who was upstairs?"

and his wife answered, "oh your momma's taking a snooze in our room".

and then he fainted..

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......

:D :-D :-D :D :D :-D :-D :D

average.....

:o OH LORD!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny... kinda disgusting though! :shock:

It's HORRIBLE....but so funny!

That was horrible, you could sooo set it coming when the wife was on the sofa, and I actually saw it coming when he slipped under the covers.

Yeah me too. You knew it wasn't his wife he was banging...

 

It was a bit funny though

hahaha u dirty girl lois.

:? ..... :) ...... :-D ..... :D ..... :lol: ....

ouch

yea i saw it coming....it wasnt anything that i have ever heard...did i say that right....oh well anyhoo....it was like i said average