coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I hope this hasn't been posted already, it took me ages to type up! Hope there aren't too many typing mistakes. Here you go.... :) _________________________________________________________ THE PASSION OF CHRIS 15,000 satisfied customers, one troubled frontman. IN THE RECENT US comedy smash movie ‘The 40 Year-Old Virgin’, there is a scene in which two men taunt one another. “You know how I know you are gay?” one asks. “You like Coldplay.” As far as Chris Martin, the entirely heterosexual singer from that band, is concerned, this is conclusive proof that Coldplay have now become part of the furniture. But, as his follow-through frown would suggest, he does not consider this good news. “We’re pretty much ubiquitous now, aren’t we?” he muses. “It’s like we’re Manchester United, and everybody, but everybody, has an opinion about us. It used to be U2, Bon Jovi; now it’s us.” He shakes his head. “But because of that ubiquity, we’re starting to get a lot of flak. It concerns me.” This is a fairly typical reaction from the 28-year old, a man whose worry lines are well earned. Five years into his band’s existence, and with worldwide sales of third album X&Y already nudging 6.5million since it’s June release, he is more aware of the flak than he is the fawning. “I’m proud to be in the biggest band in the world,” he assures, “but it means that everything has to be fucking perfect now, if only because we have no many people watching. The pressure is huge.” Tonight’s show in front of 15,000 savvy New Yorkers is therefore of vital importance. The city’s two leading newspapers, The Times and the Post, have criticised their purported blandness of late, and the singer now wants, desperately, to impress. This would be easier were he not suffering from a temporary crisis of confidence: he says that the last time they played Manhattan they were dreadful, and that he is still brooding over their recent summer tour of the UK, in which he feels they failed to dazzle stadium audiences the way U2 do. “We are not a stadium band,” he says. “Not yet anyway. It took U2 14years to become a stadium band. We’ve only been going five.” To fully prepare for the enormity of Madison Square Garden, then, he will spend the hour before showtime doing yoga in an attempt to achieve total focus. “Wish me luck,” he says. THE YOGA CLEARLY works because, 80minutes later, he bounds onstage as if to bowl the world’s biggest cricket ball while, around him, his band are similarly emboldened, each member imbued with something that strongly smacks of new-found virility. Politik and God Put a Smile Upon You Face are thunderous and apoplectic, drummer Will Champion seemingly under the assumption that Coldplay have morphed into the Foo Fighters. Clocks pounds away until it is nearly heavy metal. Even X&Y’s most polite moments (Speed of Sound, Talk) are given the required rougher edges. Their U2-style acoustic interlude halfway through, in which all four members stand squished together at the front of the stage and busk, remains eminently charming, not just for their upbeat version of Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire, but because Till Kingdom Come (arguably X&Y’s best track) needs absolutely no bluster at all. By the encore, the crowds are ecstatic. Chris Martin is delivering In My Place on top of the mixing desk in the middle of the arena, his pose that of an all-conquering hero, and as he then delivers a tip-toeingly delicate finale of Fix You, somebody attempts to blag backstage by offering $100 for my Access All Areas pass. Afterwards, while wife Gwyneth Paltrow and her actress mother Blythe Danner clink glasses with supermodel Christy Turlington and at least one Stroke backstage, Chris Martin is in his dressing room, still brooding. He says that tonight’s set was marred by technical hitches, and confessed that huge success is getting him down. He wants Coldplay’s next move to be markedly different, and this may or may not involve Missy Elliott’s producer Timbaland, whom they met recently and greatly admire. “I can’t say anything more because it’s a secret,” he beams, “but even if what he do next loses us some fans, it will mean that we can die happier.” His wonky grin melts, and his eyes grow serious. “And that’s what important here, right?” ___________________________________________________________ COLDPLAY-MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. NEW YORK Tuesday 6th September 2005 **** (FOUR STARS OUT OF FIVE) Setlist: Square One Politik Yellow God Put a Smile Upon Your Face Speed of Sound Low Rush of Blood Amsterdam White Shadows The Scientist Till Kingdom Come Ring of Fire Green Eyes Clocks Talk Swallowed in the Sea In My Place Fix You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Am.Will.Obsessed Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Excellent story, Steph! I particularly liked that part about Will... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura84 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 thanks a lot steph! :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 thank you a lot steph!!!! :) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 You're welcome :) There is quite a cool pic of chris at the piano but if i scan it and post it it will be huuuge so i dont know whether to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chlorofit Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 the article is kinda sad, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Yeah parts of it are. I thought it was quite telling when it said about how after the MSG show everyone was celebrating but Chris stayed in his dressing room and wasnt happy because there had been technical problems. He's far too criticising of himself and his work. Bless him, he needs to know that we all love him whatever! :) The last part worried me slightly! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Wow... ...is he clinically depressed or something? Poor guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Thanks for the article! I thought it was a bit harsh to say that you are gay to like Coldplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 No i dont think he's depressed, I think he just thinks way too much, if that makes sense. Being a deep thinker isnt always a good thing, you can think things over until it drives you nuts. He needs to relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Chris needs a hug... ...from his fans that love 'em no matter what. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 ^very true. :) *send Chris a big hug in her head* haha im nuts :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymcnabb Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 the article is kinda sad' date=' don't you think?[/quote'] I thought so too. I wish I would have skipped over the last 3 lines. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li_cold Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 hmm, you guys are right..chris need a big hug!!! :idea2: and he can't be happy for losing some fans! :o :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chlorofit Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 you know..these days i'm kinda doubting between chris-i-am-the-man-and-i-am-on-diet-because-my-wife-told-me-so-and-i-have-become-a-total-snob and chris-from-this-article... i like second chris more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevemah Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 thanks for posting that article :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 As i continued reading Q magazine i also found that Chris is number 7 on the list of 'The 25 Most Pathetic Rock Stars', :angry: !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chlorofit Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 who's first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sienna Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 i found this article to be very sad, specially when chris said these words: "I’m proud to be in the biggest band in the world but it means that everything has to be fucking perfect now, if only because we have no many people watching. The pressure is huge.” it almost made me cry.... i guess chris is really stressed out, he probably wants to spend time with his familiy, and although he loves touring and making music, it is putting a weight on him. :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putainfromage Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 he needs to chill out. he's making me worry. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 It must be sooo hard, i really feel for him. Well for all of them really, but Chris is so sensitive and seems to take it the hardest. :( dajrekshn, - Lou Reed was at number 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldshaped Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Wow Chris! Are you allright? :O *feels at Chris's forhead* Oh man... :cry: He's such a deep thinker... just like me. His thoughts are way too heavy. Who ever those fans he thinks he's going to lose are, it's not me! Poor him :) *Gives hug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex22 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Thanks very much for your work. Your poor little fingers. :kiss: A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Thanks everyone! :) Im just gonna scan the pic that was with it and see how it comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldshaped Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I feel like.... holding Chris's head in my hands.. and suck all the worries out of it.. :P :) Make it weigh lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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