Name of Chris'n'Gwyny's next baby -

Sausage 20%

Chutney 46%

 

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i would love it if they named the baby sausage :D :P

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im still laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

Im loving the polla bout the next baby's name......Sausage vs Chutney :lol: :lol:

kinda freaky!! :lol:

Right now, I find another funny picture!!! Let me share it with us...

 

Welcome to the Chris Martin church!!! Here you can only adore Coldplay and celebrate mass! :lol:

 

hey did you look at this crazy website??

 

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com[/url]

 

Fuck! That's HYSTERICAL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The music on that site is funny...churchy/organ style LOL

I would become a follower of the Chris Martin religion hahaha! :lol:

I'm still on the site - even though I'm meant to be doing other things...

 

It's so funny... brilliant and funny... :lol:

 

BEHOLD - THE LAMB OF GOD!

Bono seems to have predicted the coming of Chris Martin, just as John the Baptist predicted the coming of Jesus, the prophet before him. If you don't believe me, read these lyrics and then SHUT UP!!!

 

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

 

I have climbed highest mountain

I have run through the fields

Only to be with you

Only to be with you

 

Saint Bono claims to have climbed the highest mountain. Yet Christ Martin asks "how long must I climb up this mountain of mine?" The mountain is OURSELFS, and if we think we can ever stop climbing, we are wrong.

 

I have run

 

He understands the importance of keeping fit. After all, obesity rates are rising.

 

I have crawled

I have scaled these city walls

These city walls

Only to be with you

 

The city walls are St. Bonos confusion - "Confusion never stops, Closing walls and ticking clocks" (AROBTTH 5:3)

 

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

Saint Bono is looking for the new Messiah (Chris Martin). He will be "On a hilltop, On a sky-rise, Like a firstborn Child, Defeat darkness, Breaking daylight" (AROBTTH 6:4)

 

I have kissed honey lip's

Felt the healing in her fingertip's

It burned like fire

This burning desire

 

He is talking about the Sacred Feminine here. Like in the Da Vinci Code. Chris Martin is not afraid of his femine side, saying he loves his wife and being all melodramatic, but he's masculine as well, getting mad and kicking off at photographers and that.

 

I have spoke with the tongue of angel's - (1 Corinthians 6:1)

I have held the hand of a devil

It was warm in the night

 

Chris Martin acnowledges his good and bad sides too - "When I counted up my demons, Saw there was one for everyday, With the good ones on my shoulder, I drove the other ones away." (PARACHUTES 10:1) - but he has sent his bad ones AWAY, not snuggled up to them like some sorta weird pervert!

 

I was cold as a stone

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

 

I believe in the kingdom come

Then all the color's will bleed into one

Bleed into one

 

This is Nelson Mandelas' dream of a RAINBOW NATION. That RASISM IS WRONG is one of the Sacred Tenets of the Church of Chris Martin. It's just really not on.

 

Saint Bono was a lot younger when he wrote this song, but he still looks good for 65. He probably does a lot of exercise.

 

Well yes I'm still running

 

You broke the bond's and you

Loosed the chain's

Carried the cross

Of my shame

Of my shame

You know I believed it

 

But Bono remains chained, powerless. He is not the one to loose ALL of our chains, release us from our shame. It is Chris Martin who carried the cross for us. This is true; Bono tells us 'I believed it'.

 

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

 

 

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"I have run

 

He understands the importance of keeping fit. After all, obesity rates are rising."

 

 

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Would have been even funnier had they put 'Nobody like a fat popstar'... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: yeah!!!

X and Why? -

 

If you never try, you never know... 36%

Why not? 23%

 

what a crazy site!! :lol:

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Oh my God! LMFAO!!!

:lol: i had seen that website a long time ago....

 

im joining! :D

i don´t know if someone posted it before but

here´s a really funny one:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: hahaa I love this pic

 

haha look at Will..

 

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Right now, I find another funny picture!!! Let me share it with us...

 

Welcome to the Chris Martin church!!! Here you can only adore Coldplay and celebrate mass! :lol:

 

hey did you look at this crazy website??

 

http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com[/url]

 

Please tell me that's... fake...? Is it?

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY RELIGION?!

 

GASP!

OMG that hilarious (spelling :huh: ) :lol: :lol:

What is the goat cheese about? And where was the pic of Chris w/yellow baloon taken; is that when he sings yellow?

Seems like there are only 2 people speaking on this side. Not a very big fan group for CP.

^:lol: goat cause for some reason they look like Guy ( of course only the handsome ones ;) ) and cheese well cheese just goes well with everything :lol:

Goat cheese is joke about Guy. The balloon thing is what they do when they play Yellow -- he sings until they're all popped. And you're exaggerating just a bit, no?

 

:rolleyes:

that lady got pissed :rolleyes:

goats look like GUY?? :lol: is there such a thing as a good looking goats?? :lol: :lol:

 

i missed it...

There was this one pic where he looked funny and...

it was similar to this goat have to find the actual one cause its a striking resemblance :lol: