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I fucked a slut for a water bra!! mwahahahahha

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make the title be what you just created. Here it goes!

 

Take the last letter in your first name:

 

A - I fucked

B - I have

C - I need

D - I sucked

E - I gave head to

F - I got wet n wild with

G - I tasted

H - I played

I - I swallowed down

J - I blew

K - I got down and dirty with

L - I loved

M - I hated

N - I was desperate for

O - I ordered

P - I partied with

Q - I had quickie with

R - I got rowdy with

S - I sold

T - I turned on

U - I gave birth to

V - I stripped for

W - I milked

X - I gave hand to

Y - I aroused

Z - I sold

 

Take the last letter in your last name:

 

A - a hobo

B - a male stripper

C - a cat

D - a pencil

E - a naked statue

F - a firefighter

G - a goat

H - a MILF

I - a bastard

J - a male prostitute

K - a clock

L - an adult toy

M - a Louis Vuitton bag

N - a whore

O - a DILF

P - a pimp

Q - a quarter

R - a pornstar

S - a slut

T - a nerd

U - a stuft animal

V - a bitch

W - an ugly fat kid

X - a cheerleader

Y - a gay guy

Z - a pyromaniac

 

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

 

A - and I enjoyed it

B - for a one night stand

C - for money

D - so I could hookup with a jock

E - and I got banged after

F - for a water bra

G - for a cherry flavored condom

H - so I could get a nose job

I - for a vacation

J - for birth control

K - for a shopping spree

L - so people would talk about me

M - and it was hot

N - so I could get butt implants

O - for sex

P - so I could go around naked

Q - all for lust

R - just for the attention

S - for love

T - so I could be sexy

U - all for a fat kid

V - and i hated it

W - all for pleasure

X - so I could get a boob job

Y - for lube

Z - all for a hot guy

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Oh yeah? Well...

 

I fucked a gay guy for a one night stand.

okay i accidentally reported this thread...i didnt mean to 12 moderators so forget it happened

I was a bit surprised when I saw it was you who reported this!!! :lol:

hahaha heeyyyyy

 

lol ok ok, yeah you make a valid point i cant be offended!

I gave head to a naked statue so people would talk about me. :stunned:

Well, I fucked a Louis Vuitton Bag, so I could get Butt Implants.

Inpressive right :dozey: :kiss:

I gave head to a whore just for the attention.

 

 

:bigcry:

 

My secret's out!! :/

I fucked a whore just for the attention.

(Never knew I would ever type that in my life :lol: )

I ordered a naked statue so I could get a boob job

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I fucked a DILF just for the attention...?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i gave head to a goat for money...

 

well, of course, i wasn't going to do it for free! :sneaky: :lol: :lol:

It does so much for the soul.

yeah? wellll...

 

i fucked a hobo for money.

 

yeah cos i'm one pimpin' whore.

 

:pimp2:

I gave head to a slut for a vacation.

 

charming :rolleyes:

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