clocks-politik Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2005/11/exclusive_coldp.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :rolleyes: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
putainfromage Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandymcnabb Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swim730885 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 no he's not...dates always get leaked i was the one who posted the dates on cp.com and debs thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clocks-politik Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clocks-politik Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 it pretty wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLo Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 uh,, what the heck.. oh village voice.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitepanda Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ...I would be laughing it was... like... funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thescientist06 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 you guys. it's a JOKE. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 of course..have you read the "punishments"? lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_cat Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 What punishments?????? :wink3: lmfaooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Every 300 people who arrive at their town's Coldplay concert, Chris Martin will prank call his wife and tell her he is going to murder their daughter. Since the crowd might react in disgust, every 150 people Martin will call his wife and say, "Listen, in a few minutes I'm gonna say something crazy." At the beginning of each show, Chris Martin will scroll his cell phone number across the projection screen and dare the audience: "Go ahead, text me. See if I can read." Within seconds he will complain about how he just received 10,000 messages and his provider only gives him 300 texts per month, and will retaliate "twisted logic style" by sending the audience picture messages of the audience until the universe explodes. Since their new album is entitled X&Y, and since historically speaking, Coldplay is for the children, Chris Martin has brought on tour a team of embryologists who, as the concert progresses, will genetically engineer a child. Each embryologist is equipped with a text-enabled cell phone, and the audience will text the embryologist of their choice with the letter "X" or "Y", depending on which gamete they would like the scientist to add to the test tube. At the end of the show, Chris Martin will eat the baby. Unless one person protests, Meatloaf will punch Chris Martin zero times. kind of punishments....lol :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_cat Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 LMFAO!!! What the hell? I didn't even bother to go to the website, I thought you were talking about something else.... :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 sending the audience picture messages of the audience until the universe explodes. Chris Martin has brought on tour a team of embryologists who, as the concert progresses, will genetically engineer a child. Each embryologist is equipped with a text-enabled cell phone, and the audience will text the embryologist of their choice with the letter "X" or "Y", depending on which gamete they would like the scientist to add to the test tube. At the end of the show, Chris Martin will eat the baby. WTF!!!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_cat Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO. Someone was smoking the fun stuff while making this up. Oh yes. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 indeed!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: drugs are bad! :surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_cat Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 lmfao, I think this is testimony to exactly that!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: we can take this to "no drugs" conventions as an example of what will happen to you if you smoke weird stuff! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_cat Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :lol: Well, it sure as hell made me put MY joint down! Kidding, kidding. :uhoh: :lol: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Um... ... Uh... edit: my 1111th post. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyssa Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 wow... wow.... lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 It was hacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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