http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2005/11/exclusive_coldp.php

:rolleyes: :/

:huh:

:stunned:

no he's not...dates always get leaked

 

i was the one who posted the dates on cp.com and debs thought it was funny

hahaha

:angry:

it pretty wierd

uh,, what the heck.. oh village voice.. lol

...I would be laughing it was... like... funny.

you guys.

it's a JOKE.

:lol:

of course..have you read the "punishments"? lol..

What punishments??????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

lmfaooooooo

Every 300 people who arrive at their town's Coldplay concert, Chris Martin will prank call his wife and tell her he is going to murder their daughter. Since the crowd might react in disgust, every 150 people Martin will call his wife and say, "Listen, in a few minutes I'm gonna say something crazy."

 

 

At the beginning of each show, Chris Martin will scroll his cell phone number across the projection screen and dare the audience: "Go ahead, text me. See if I can read." Within seconds he will complain about how he just received 10,000 messages and his provider only gives him 300 texts per month, and will retaliate "twisted logic style" by sending the audience picture messages of the audience until the universe explodes.

 

 

Since their new album is entitled X&Y, and since historically speaking, Coldplay is for the children, Chris Martin has brought on tour a team of embryologists who, as the concert progresses, will genetically engineer a child. Each embryologist is equipped with a text-enabled cell phone, and the audience will text the embryologist of their choice with the letter "X" or "Y", depending on which gamete they would like the scientist to add to the test tube. At the end of the show, Chris Martin will eat the baby.

 

 

Unless one person protests, Meatloaf will punch Chris Martin zero times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

kind of punishments....lol :rolleyes:

LMFAO!!!

 

 

 

 

 

What the hell?

 

I didn't even bother to go to the website, I thought you were talking about something else.... :uhoh:

sending the audience picture messages of the audience until the universe explodes.

 

Chris Martin has brought on tour a team of embryologists who, as the concert progresses, will genetically engineer a child. Each embryologist is equipped with a text-enabled cell phone, and the audience will text the embryologist of their choice with the letter "X" or "Y", depending on which gamete they would like the scientist to add to the test tube. At the end of the show, Chris Martin will eat the baby.

 

 

WTF!!!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

LMFAO.

 

Someone was smoking the fun stuff while making this up. Oh yes. :lol:

indeed!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

drugs are bad! :surprised:

lmfao, I think this is testimony to exactly that!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

we can take this to "no drugs" conventions as an example of what will happen to you if you smoke weird stuff! :lol: :lol:

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Well, it sure as hell made me put MY joint down!

 

 

 

Kidding, kidding. :uhoh:

 

:lol: :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Um...

 

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Uh...

 

edit: my 1111th post. :)

wow...

 

wow.... lol.

It was hacked?