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Inventions

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Do you have any great ideas that you think could make you rich? Better yet, have you ever had an idea, not acted up on it, and then later see it go on to make other people rich?

 

I wish I had invented the milliondollarwebsite, or whatever it is. That dick sold the pixels on his page for a million dollars, US, in the space of a couple of months. What a fucking simple idea. Why didn't I think of it?

 

The only thing worse than seeing a simple, great idea, is a simple, pathetic idea. I recently saw somewhere (on the net probably, I shun the real world), a self twirling pasta fork. Wow, that's fucking stupid, yet some idiot convinced someone even dumber to give him financial backing on this.

 

Someone should give me a few million dollars, I'll start selling 'Happy Spoons' (patent pending), where I get normal spoons and draw a smiley face on them.

 

I bet someone (probably Ren) steals that idea and mortgages his house to promote it. I also bet it catches on and the bastard who stole my idea (probably Ren) makes a fortune, while I'm stuck eating Easy Mac with the Happy Spoon (patent pending) my mother bought me for Christmas.

 

That bitch.

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Too late, I've already made millions off that ploy.

 

Better luck next time.

i invented a square ball... :confused: i tried to convince ronaldinho to try it, cause he just gets bored with a regular one, but he somehow didn't like it...

 

:/ :/ :/

I would invent a time machine.. one that works.. and travel back to 1995..... then crynologically freeze myself.. and fast forward to 2000... discover Interpol when they were just starting out.. as well as Coldplay.... and follow them round the world.. :cool:

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Camu thats well gheeeey.

 

Tilolas, did Ronaldinho actually try out that ball?! No. No he didnt.

I tried to invent this "Anti-Lazy Device" it's just like a small chip embedded in the brain. It monitors brain activity and has the capability to detect whether one is becoming lazy. If it is able to detect that, it will automatically play an mp3 of mum's nagging voice. Don't worry...it's fully customizable to suit your needs.

he did try!!!! i'm proud cause i'm made ronaldinho look like fool... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

i guess that's why he didn't go for it... :/ :/ :/

Camu thats well gheeeey.

 

Tilolas, did Ronaldinho actually try out that ball?! No. No he didnt.

 

 

 

why?? :cry:

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I tried to invent this "Anti-Lazy Device" it's just like a small chip embedded in the brain. It monitors brain activity and has the capability to detect whether one is becoming lazy. If it is able to detect that' date=' it will automatically play an mp3 of mum's nagging voice. Don't worry...it's fully customizable to suit your needs.[/quote']

 

I want Tom Cruise's voice on mine. He'd be saying stuff like: "Scientology teaches you to get up before 11am asshole!"

 

he did try!!!! i'm proud cause i'm made ronaldinho look like fool...

 

i guess that's why he didn't go for it...

 

Hahaha I want one :wacky:

Tom Cruise...yeah. He can definitely motivate you and brainwash you at the same time to do stuff. :lol:

Are you challenging ronaldinho, Riley? ;)

The ... get-Reilly-to-quit-making-pointless-threads....machine

 

My invention :smug:

Too late he already invent that! :D

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The ... get-Reilly-to-quit-making-pointless-threads....machine

 

My invention :smug:

 

Its a hell of a lot less pointless then your fucking Chat threads. Am I pushing those dowwwn? :/ Sowee.

 

 

Are you challenging ronaldinho, Riley?

 

Mebee :sneaky:

The ... get-Reilly-to-quit-making-pointless-threads....machine

 

My invention :smug:

 

Its a hell of a lot less pointless then your fucking Chat threads. Am I pushing those dowwwn? :/ Sowee.

 

Lame! It is easy to find any thread. And there is no way you should be calling those chat threads pointless...when there are a bunch of little Reilly threads floating around...only to get lost in the 100th pages or somethin. :rolleyes:

 

That is what YOUR thread is for...for little tiny ideas like inventions, or how many channels there are...you can put those in YOUR thread so this place won't be so darn crowded...get it? :thinking:

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Lame! It is easy to find any thread. And there is no way you should be calling those chat threads pointless...when there are a bunch of little Reilly threads floating around...only to get lost in the 100th pages or somethin.

 

That is what YOUR thread is for...for little tiny ideas like inventions, or how many channels there are...you can put those in YOUR thread so this place won't be so darn crowded...get it?

 

Do you know why those threads get lost? Because I dont post in them, in fact I even my main one locked because I dont need to soak up as much lick-ass attention as you do.

 

I dont know what your problem is but lots of people like the fact I've tried to make a forum that is a FORUM and not a chat service. If you want to go around telling everyone how much you love them and how great it is to ask them how they are doing everyday, then get fucking MSN or use Private Messaging.

 

People are beginning to post thoughts again, instead of "Crystal how r u :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: "

So you going to fight for a thread!

 

:rolleyes:

 

I think this forum is big enough for all your posts and threads

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I just think it's lame that Crystal is bringing on the most pointless of fights here, she said herself that my threads dont make it any harder for her to find the ones she likes reading, so why is she even coming in my threads?

 

But the word 'pointless' kinda sums things up for her.

 

Do you know why those threads get lost? Because I dont post in them, in fact I even my main one locked because I dont need to soak up as much lick-ass attention as you do.

 

I dont know what your problem is but lots of people like the fact I've tried to make a forum that is a FORUM and not a chat service. If you want to go around telling everyone how much you love them and how great it is to ask them how they are doing everyday, then get fucking MSN or use Private Messaging.

 

People are beginning to post thoughts again, instead of "Crystal how r u :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: "

 

 

If it is my thread, I keep the things that go there, there. I don't spread pointless thoughts all around the lounge like you. I know where to go for little

things like >>>"Crystal how r u :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: "

 

They GO there.

 

I don't use this as a chat service... this is a lounge where where we come to talk about general things. But keep it organized at least. If I do have more to say, (since you speak without knowing, like always) I can easily take it to MSN. Which I do.

 

So shut your *annoying* hole, Reilly. Because I will continue to send sweet messages to my friends (where they belong), and I am sure you will keep on doing what you have been doing. I, for one, just had to let you know what I thought..because I can.

I don't know how people put up with you! :wreck:

It just does not make any sense.

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I dont care if you want to spread messages to your friends, I really didnt give a fuck what you did (In fact I didnt know who you were) until you came into MY threads and felt you had to give an opinion when it was just a pointless and dumb thing to do.

 

It hasnt changed anything and all it has done is brought some hate on the forum, if you had just shut up and kept your opinion to yourself then I wouldnt have gone into your thread and proceeded to be just as childish as you.

I just think it's lame that Crystal is bringing on the most pointless of fights here, she said herself that my threads dont make it any harder for her to find the ones she likes reading, so why is she even coming in my threads?

 

But the word 'pointless' kinda sums things up for her.

 

 

Oh..good one. It almost made me cry :rolleyes:

 

What does me saying that it isn't hard to find threads have anything to do with anything? I think you just wanted some kind od witty way to include the line here....

 

 

But the word 'pointless' kinda sums things up for her.

 

 

It was a m a z i n g

 

:inquisitive:

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Alright, we've said our bits. Im done.

I think that you 2 have a point!

 

 

If Crystal want to be friendly,which are the problem?

 

And If Reilly want to make millions and millions and ....... of threads,I think he have the right to do it!

 

So Reilly,those are for you! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

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