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Chat with God!

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gosh.... is he dumb... :lol: :lol:

GOD IS AMAZING!!! I WANT HIM!! haha IGod veryyyyy clever!

i asked him "is your dress beautiful" and he just didn't answer!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

so i had to stop chatting with him

(he was the one that suggested we talk about his dress!!!)

Me:

what are you wearing?

God:

A white robe.

Me:

do you like it?

God:

know seems okay to me.

 

he answered me :D :lol: :lol:

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i "stole" this link form coldplay.com,it seems they have their own Arnie now :D

why doesn't he respond to what i say... i told him i represent the world and he didn't answer!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

 

Me:

are you male or female?

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

i am a woman

God:

Me too. I am a she.

Me:

but you just said you were a male

God:

No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

you keep contradicting yoursel

God:

Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.

Me:

but you are not consistent

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

i represent the world

i asked him if he could show me his white robe and he didn't asnwer :angry:

Me:

can you show me ?

God:

On your computer screen?

Me:

yes

God:

Downloading, please stand by...

Me:

ok

God:

Right on.

 

:cool: :cool:

what did you ask? :P

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me: ciao!

he : it means hello or goodbye?

 

i heard this one from Arnie already :laugh3:

i told him to call the botmaster and then he asked "what are the ingredients" so i said "carrots and suger" and then he kept asking for "carrots and suger" and later he said "what are they ingredients for"... and it like this never ending thing

hahahaha :lol:

God:

I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Me:

maths :-)

God:

:-) Tell me more about your .

Me:

about my what?

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.

Me:

i don't have a what

God:

Are you looking for a what?

Me:

i don't want a what

God:

How about two?

 

 

 

:rolleyes: wtf :rolleyes:

:lol: thanks for the link. it will be very useful! ;) :lol:

Me:

do you love coldplay?

God:

Yes God loves everyone and everything.

 

:cool: he does :D

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