km u and me have the same passions....we both want chris :lol: :lol:

I hate international duty. I don't see Sir for three whole days. But I do see David :-) and I like his new hair. I tried to touch it at training. He mentioned the police. I'm scared in case he knows.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i'm gonna pee my pants!

Though I wouldn't pose with girls because everyone knows girls smell.

Shit I can't find the links to the others. The one about Sir's cold tea always kills me.

this one kills me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw Sir today and I was so excited I almost made a sex wee. But then Rio said he was now Sir's favourite because he didn't go and play for England and then I felt sick.

sex wee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm glad i didn't know about these before cause i can't stop laughing :lol:

Walked past JJBs today and there were some Nike trainers on sale. Ha. Their downfall has begun.

Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.

 

Monday

Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I tired to find the links to the other diary entries in my posts on the Coldplay board, and the thread is gone. :/

it's okay hun. i think two is quite enough seeing how my family wonder why i'm laughing :lol: :kiss:

http://www.football365.com/features/fun_features/story_134906.shtml

This thread just made my FUCKING DAY!! LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I "connected" with Jonny....lol They cancelled Tampa bc he was with me!! lmao j/K!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

David won't tell me his address and neither would Brooklyn when I talked to him last week (brat!)

I really have to tell you this story! I met Guy in the Hotel when they came to Brazil and we connected. We talked a lot at the Hotel bar and we clicked! So we went to his room' date=' and it was great. He is quite a gentleman. A sweet man. I just want to tell you. He is really great. If you have the same oportunity i had, don´t miss it.[/quote']

 

I want pictorial evidence, otherwise I won't believe it...

 

And a date as well... :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I want to print this!

My gosh.

 

Chris won't talk to me anymore! I wonder why. :cry:

I really have to tell you this story! I met Guy in the Hotel when they came to Brazil and we connected. We talked a lot at the Hotel bar and we clicked! So we went to his room' date=' and it was great. He is quite a gentleman. A sweet man. I just want to tell you. He is really great. If you have the same oportunity i had, don´t miss it.[/quote']

Emmm yeah.. sure.. And I wanna to tell you this guys... When Coldplay came to Brazil, I went to the country just to see them... and when Chris see me in the concert, he asked me that if I want to talk with him 'cause he think that I was nice...... we talked talked and talked and we did it it it it...........

(that story is bullshit, ok?):smug:

 

Please Danielle don't say bullshit! You don't need say lies :smug: :smug: :smug:

That Chris is a PLAYAH. :lol:

:lol:

Okay, it allllll started in the hotel bar. Coincidentally the same place where the crazy girl and Guy first met! How 'bout that. Anyway, Chris was sitting by Jonny, who was as drunk as Guy was, if not surprisingly more. So I came up to him and asked him what's shakin'. He said, "Please go away."

 

Not that I cared!!!

 

Later that night I saw the guys walking back to their rooms, Guy with a nearly passed-out girl holding onto his ankle. He saw me looking at Chris and did that two-finger-eye-to-eye thing. He was hip to it, baby! He called me to him and told me a special knock to do on Chris' door so I was guaranteed entrance. It sounded like MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This," but I could have been hallucinating.

 

So I waited a few minutes (just enough to allow Chris to get comfy) and knocked that special knock. He let me in without even looking at me! In fact, he was blindfolded. Probably watched the floor to see where he was going. He closed the door behind me.

 

"I'm ready, Jonny," he whispered.

 

"What?" I asked, slightly confused.

 

He snatched the blindfold off his head and exclaimed something too obscene for me to remember.

 

It was magic.

 

We played Go Fish for hours, each time quickening the pace to make things more... exciting, if ya know what I mean! :wink3:

 

God. It was a night I will never forget. And I doubt he will, either. :smug:

 

OMG!! LMAOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Go fish hahaha :lol: :lol:

Hawttest experience of my life. :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet

I loved the way he said, "Do you have any sixes?"

:lol: :lol:

I do I do Mr. Martin :sneaky:

Oh yeah, Chris, I got sixes for ya.

 

Got some nines, too.