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I HAD SEX WITH GUY BERRYMAN

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'Twas an accident! :lol:

 

Sorry, Chris.

Okay, it allllll started in the hotel bar. Coincidentally the same place where the crazy girl and Guy first met! How 'bout that. Anyway, Chris was sitting by Jonny, who was as drunk as Guy was, if not surprisingly more. So I came up to him and asked him what's shakin'. He said, "Please go away."

 

Not that I cared!!!

 

Later that night I saw the guys walking back to their rooms, Guy with a nearly passed-out girl holding onto his ankle. He saw me looking at Chris and did that two-finger-eye-to-eye thing. He was hip to it, baby! He called me to him and told me a special knock to do on Chris' door so I was guaranteed entrance. It sounded like MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This," but I could have been hallucinating.

 

So I waited a few minutes (just enough to allow Chris to get comfy) and knocked that special knock. He let me in without even looking at me! In fact, he was blindfolded. Probably watched the floor to see where he was going. He closed the door behind me.

 

"I'm ready, Jonny," he whispered.

 

"What?" I asked, slightly confused.

 

He snatched the blindfold off his head and exclaimed something too obscene for me to remember.

 

It was magic.

 

We played Go Fish for hours, each time quickening the pace to make things more... exciting, if ya know what I mean! :wink3:

 

God. It was a night I will never forget. And I doubt he will, either. :smug:

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YES CAROL I LIVED ABROAD AND I KNOW THE WRONG IDEAS PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT US....AND THIS B$%# COME HERE TO SAY BULLSHIT!

 

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

Ermm this is odd enough considering it was you who made this thread eh danielle? Maybe u dont know the rules but you cant post with 2 diff account to fool/annoy people here , not even for fun. This time it'll be just a warning and i'll let it go ;)

...Wow.

 

Busted. :( :embarrased:

I really have to tell you this story! I met Guy in the Hotel when they came to Brazil and we connected. We talked a lot at the Hotel bar and we clicked! So we went to his room' date=' and it was great. He is quite a gentleman. A sweet man. I just want to tell you. He is really great. If you have the same oportunity i had, don´t miss it.[/quote']

 

and?

 

you dont have friends to tell that?

 

pa-pa------pa----PATETIC

 

 

muajajajajajaj

finally! I've been wondering for ages when such a thread would show up... :cool:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

...Wow.

 

Busted. :( :embarrased:

 

I felt so horrible after reading that. I actually felt pain in my chest. That's weird...

:(

:embarrased:

Don't worry, we know it's just one weird girl.

 

thanks. :bigcry:

I hate the image that Brazil got in US/europe...

 

huh? first I heard of it!

LMAO ! The title of this thread makes me laugh !!!!

Don't worry, we know it's just one weird girl.

 

thanks. :bigcry:

I hate the image that Brazil got in US/europe...

 

huh? first I heard of it!

 

^Me too...................I don't know which image we have about you!

YES CAROL I LIVED ABROAD AND I KNOW THE WRONG IDEAS PEOPLE HAVE ABOUT US....AND THIS B$%# COME HERE TO SAY BULLSHIT!

 

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

Ermm this is odd enough considering it was you who made this thread eh danielle? Maybe u dont know the rules but you cant post with 2 diff account to fool/annoy people here , not even for fun. This time it'll be just a warning and i'll let it go ;)

 

busted! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worry, we know it's just one weird girl.

 

thanks. :bigcry:

I hate the image that Brazil got in US/europe...

 

Actually, I know what you mean.

There are stereotypes about every nation and Brazil isn't an exception either.

But I don't really give a damn about these things because I know they're bullshit in a sense that they are not true for all the people there ;)

I really have to tell you this story! I met Guy in the Hotel when they came to Brazil and we connected. We talked a lot at the Hotel bar and we clicked! So we went to his room' date=' and it was great. He is quite a gentleman. A sweet man. I just want to tell you. He is really great. If you have the same oportunity i had, don´t miss it.[/quote']

 

yeah, sure.... :rolleyes:

LMAO ! The title of this thread makes me laugh !!!!

me also....just the way it's in capital letters too... :lol:

OMG I'VE HAD GUY BERRYMAN'S LOVE CHILD.

 

I mean... who hasn't?

 

He's so cute. Looks just like Daddy... has his eyes you know. :blush: *Pets her pet cat lovingly a crazed look in her eyes*

even if you did there is no need to post it sweetheart.......

OMG I'VE HAD GUY BERRYMAN'S LOVE CHILD.

 

I mean... who hasn't?

 

He's so cute. Looks just like Daddy... has his eyes you know. :blush: *Pets her pet cat lovingly a crazed look in her eyes*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DanielleRocks, your username is great. I'm so flattered.... :blush:

 

 

 

Aw shucks, I rock? :blush: :kiss:

Don't worry, we know it's just one weird girl.

 

thanks. :bigcry:

I hate the image that Brazil got in US/europe...

 

huh? first I heard of it!

 

^Me too...................I don't know which image we have about you!

 

thank god you don't know. :D

 

and XadaJoda, thanks for the wise words. :smug:

:embarrased:

 

OH MY GOSH PEOPLE I´M SO SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT THE MODERATOR WAS GETTING NUTS AND I GOT REALLY PISSED, BUT JUST CALLED MY 2 FRIENDS THAT WERE HERE WITH ME TONIGHT AND THEY CONFESSED THAT THEY CREATED THAT TOPIC TO HAVE FUN WHEN I WAS IN THE KITCHEN PREPARING US SOMETHING TO EAT. BELIEVE ME I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU WERE WHEN I READ THE THREAD. I´M SO SORRY!!! REALLY, I HAVE NO WORDS.

 

SORRY MODERATOR, IT WON´T HAPPEN AGAIN! :cry:

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